I’m a social worker in Philly, and you’d be surprised by the number of parents that have no idea what their children are up to. Even when they become full-fledged adults. It’s weird and scary.

I’ve been a youth worker and social worker in Philly for 15 years, and I’ve seen worse than this. I’d advise everyone in these replies to google Danieal Kelly.

I thought this was a Reductress headline...

No worries. And as an old myself (36 yrs.), I remember the pet rocks very well. We had a lot of stupid toys in the 80s and 90s.

I work in the field of behavioral health, and these are a life-saver for folks like myself. Especially in the classroom. Children diagnosed with anxiety, depression, autism love to use this. It quiets the mind and assists with focus. There are a myriad number of these types of things out there. It’s a shame that…

Look, this administration is giving folks lots of anxiety. I’ve come across a great solution.

I’m just here so someone can take me out of the grays. Won’t someone love me?

is it your username, then flippolitix.com?

I know very little about coding, but a little about wordpress web design. But I’m still down for this. Let’s do it! FYI, how do we communicate non-Jezebel like?

I’m down.

I’m laughing at your comment. And it’s so true. And the stuff he was accused of doing, you know like walking and picking up stuff, isn’t exactly illegal.

Your statement is so on point, yet so funny at the same time. By the way, I wholeheartedly agree with you. “This is a step in no direction” has me guffawing.

Thanks dude. Can’t star this enough.

God damnit, comments like this are why I come to Deadspin. As a Philadelphian, I’d be surprised if this DIDN’T come true.

This is probably the best explanation I’ve heard. Can I steal this for a FB post? I promise to give you credit!

I laughed at this way too much. Thank you.

Ahhh...another chickenshit man. Good to know!

As a man, this shit upsets me. And I’ve made it a point to make sure that the other men in my life understand how important it is to treat women with respect, love, and dignity. And the folks who know me know not to come around me with any B.S. concerning how women are “evil”, and deserve to be sexually assaulted…

As a black dude, I’ve never understood Key and Peele’s appeal. Why does it seem like their creative process is to make the Black man the but of the joke? Are they laughing at us, or with us. FYI, love your articles. Peace!

Guffawing at “Full Mariotti”. This is why i love Deadspin commentators. But Whitlock is by my estimate the sports Al Sharpton. He thinks Black folks love him, but we don’t...we really don’t. Whatever happened to “Black Grantland”? He ate it.