Hold my Corona*

I mean, after 6 championships do you really believe he needs to keep racing to make money?

Given that everything in Australia is out to kill you, Corona virus is considered a nuisance 

It’s a pretty mundane experience until that “fasten seatbelt” sign goes off.

Jalopnik is a site about cars and the people that love them. The fucking President of the United States addresses a tweet to people who “like automobiles.” Those are cars. The tweet, again from the President, states things that cannot be proven as true regarding cars and car ownership by Americans. It’s hard to see…

He would respond with “I thought it was 18 years?”

damn! you’re right. 

Parsing Trump’s tweets isn’t worth anyone’s time. Here’s the cycle:

“Repeal Obama’s 25 year import ban!”

I’m pretty sure that it’s evident that Donny doesn’t have a grasp of how words work.

high school burnout pot head friend

I know....

I did my best to address the issues

Without getting into policies or performance, I want political leaders that are smart and speak well and don’t make up random crap when they speak.

How about Option C: The president is an idiot who just says stuff without worrying about any basis in reality.

but the flight was so empty

No, I think it looks fine. Definitely better than the Escape for its segment. 

So a Land Rover Discovery??? I thought Ford and Land Rover parted ways?

Crack Pipe, because it’s too good to be true. The listing isn’t just broken English: It’s consistent with wire scams.

*deep inhale*