One of my strongest contributions to the internet for sure.

MY ALL MORONS!

That car looks like you asked it to hand over its wallet.

Maybe don’t ride 2 mph in the middle of the road, up a hill, on a windy road full of blind curves with no bike lane, and a speed limit of 40 mph.

I give them credit for using the cars—as if keeping them in heated garages under covers and only taking them out for short cruises on sunny weekends is so “manly”.

EPA: We’ll get to the lead poisoned water in Flint right after we crush these cars.

That’s officer clumsy. His partner, officer slow, pulls up on the left.

Your all caps response is making me hate the new TG even more. Good job!

I hate that last one, because we all know that they are actually thinking “I’m ready, take me”, but really they are trying to see what else they can get out of us.

I know this looks bad but did anyone even bother to check the front passenger seat for a huge puddle of gas to rule out a unfortunate mixup?

But we all believed it to Koenigsegg’s credit.

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

Whatever man. Having a bunch or really insanely nice and cool cars doesn’t mean you have a small dick. I’m sick of this shit. I drive a really awful car and my dick is small and bad.

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Whom do I have to fellate on twitter to get a CarMax warranty on it?

Fastest I’ve ever been was 155mph on a closed course, driving my own car (limiter at 155) and it wasn’t very scary.

Need a login for that link :(