G63 6x6 (Brabus too obviously), without a doubt.

Just don't tell anyone that the PT Cruiser is technically classified as a wagon.

Clear all the shit out of your garage and park your car in it. It will be warmer in the morning and you don't have to clear off the snow

No time for cooking when there's a rally to watch. Also, things generally tastes better when it's cooked outside. And together with beer.

I want to add a regulation or edit one. Amber turn lights should be mandatory. The all red turning light was/is a terrible idea.

What the fuck are wrong with catalytic convertors? Catalytic converters are modern miracles. They DRAMATICALLY reduce the harmful emissions from vehicles (by a huge amount...we're not talking a little thing here...a lot of people underestimate what they do), and do so in a way that is extremely power and fuel…

Front plates suck, they should be replaced with a window-sticker at the very least, or nothing.

I'd rather be covered in sand and stuck in Dubai traffic in a 918 than live in my apartment.

Wait... you get dq'd for flying too low to the water? wouldn't that be bonus on par for points territory?

"oh wow, you almost died, +2"

She is the best.

Probably not twice.

Has anyone ever rally-prepped a car and forgotten to take out the airbag modules?

Oh man Im ready for this so much it hurts.

This woman's poor decisions aside, this raises a question about repossessions and personal property. I'm not familiar enough with the repo laws and I hope that I never need to be. Say if someone left a legally owned firearm in their vehicle and the the vehicle gets repo'd. Is that theft of a firearm? What if the…

It's sliding the wrong way.

HOW I WOULD REACH NEW YORK CITY: I would drive as fast as I possibly could in my gas-guzzling SUV, taking great care to flash my lights at people from Maryland who hog the left lane on the New Jersey Turnpike, until I arrived in Manhattan, at which point myself and my vehicle would take up far more space than I am…

He doesn't need to buy a car. He got a free Taurus. #readingisfundamental

It's fun to watch little things pull big things, why does it have to be any more complicated than that?

The VW Beetle does that! Spare tire pressure is what powers the windshield washer. One of my favorite hacks in motoring.