Well, we don’t know when they’re going to die.

Obama was the succulent schnitzel between two stale, moldy pieces of white bread.

Brown noise

I feel like, on top of everything, this guy really doesn’t understand how TV and branding work. I mean, sure, the Gaineses have their name and the Magnolia brand on a lot of things, but do we really think that they’re hands-on running all of these things? I always thought of them more as developers who, once they get…

By my definition, anything with any personal information at all is not a bullshit account. A bullshit account is one to an advice forum or an online blog forum...ahem.

Since all the other goths in the comments are making their own favorite playlists, here’s some my favorite songs I haven’t seen listed:

Tori Amos, Seether, PINK!!!! No, no, no, no. Usually, I don’t like gatekeeping but come on, did you even try? (Seriously, Misfits is punk. Sure, some goths like them but they are still a punk band. Not a goth band.)

When I was a yoot, Death Rock and Goth referred to fairly specific subsets of an overarching culture we hadn’t really bothered to name yet (speaking of Front Range Colorado in the 80's) - I think around the early-mid 90's is when we just kinda shrugged and went with “Goth” as an umbrella term, mostly so we wouldn’t…

Please. A true old-school goth would eat Pink and Seether as a light snack.

the cure, end, is my goth anthem:

But wait can we talk about the guy in the hat with the possessed eyes in the first picture behind her? Can we give points for exorcist-themed?

got you

If you liked Broadchurch, try Happy Valley. Helluva strong/fully-realized female lead, amongst it’s other strengths.

I feel like this is a good sentiment but you give terrible examples.

Also I feel like Mira Sorvino is wearing a decade’s worth of statement dresses to make up for how much of her career was lost because of that serial rapist and I love that. Get it.

Warning to adults everywhere. These kids are really smart and really good at the social media, stop screwing with them.

I discovered these two on Saturday and I’m obsessed. I’ve been down the youtube rabbit hole and can’t decide if I love the raunchy or delicate routines more.

I think Chase Utley said it best.