I discovered these two on Saturday and I’m obsessed. I’ve been down the youtube rabbit hole and can’t decide if I love the raunchy or delicate routines more.

I think Chase Utley said it best.

I met Frances once (film set)and she is nice AF. I’d happily hold her bag and cheer whilst she takes care of business.

I’d pay to see Frances McDormand clock him one. It would be glorious

Nah. Word is the Academy specifically told him his presence wasn’t wanted, and this is how they’re handling it. (AKA: “I wasn’t fired, I quit”)

And when given a book of all the answers: “Noooo. it’s not TRUUUE” in all it’s The Room-quality glory. I’ll never forget Mulder pouting about getting all the answers BY FALLING ON THE GROUND AND KICKING THE DIRT.

Two words make this the greatest X-Files in a while:

Just an instant classic of an episode. So many quotable things. Wonderful sight gags.

Mildly funny? The “Home” clip alone killed me.

“Your decision to assault was calculated, precise, devious, despicable,” Aquilina said. “You played on everyone’s vulnerability. I’m not vulnerable.=

Thank you so much, Lauren and Deadspin, for reporting on this every day.

Is there somewhere we can read these testimony transcripts in full? I’d like to print one out and mail one to Larry Nassar every goddamn day for the rest of his miserable shitstain of a life.

Kimi no na wa (Your Name) grossed $350M+ worldwide, not all that different than Boss Baby ($400M).

Even though I wasn’t a big fan of Three Billboards, I kind of want Sam Rockwell to win if only so that his dad will post another NYT comment.

No way! I use it on Grindr. What are the odds?

Funko finds a way.