Thank you so much, Lauren and Deadspin, for reporting on this every day.

Is there somewhere we can read these testimony transcripts in full? I’d like to print one out and mail one to Larry Nassar every goddamn day for the rest of his miserable shitstain of a life.

Even though I wasn’t a big fan of Three Billboards, I kind of want Sam Rockwell to win if only so that his dad will post another NYT comment.

No way! I use it on Grindr. What are the odds?

That’s a really lovely statement. Particularly this part:

One of these might be in your area: https://prisonbookprogram.org/resources/other-books-to-prisoners-programs/

Do you know how I can donate books to prisons? I am clearing my bookshelves of duplicates and novels that I probably won’t reread (but they are still good ones...). I can’t afford to ship. Is there a resource where I can find prison library donation centers in my area?

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Yaaaas! It reminds me of the self defense bras from the criminally underrated movie The Linguini Incident. (srsly, google can’t even find me a picture to show you. Here’s the best I can do:

In October I participated in historical reenactment for a Halloween event in which I had to wear a hoopskirt for my costume and I loved it. I’ve always loved the 1850s/60s era style dresses but that hoopskirt gave me my own physical bubble of space and I started discussing how men hated the “crinoline” fashion because…

Shout-out to Ann Curry!!! I hope you are celebrating wherever you are, hon.

Listen. Having a THIRD baby shower seems a little tacky, but for people saying that Kim can’t have a shower because “she’s not even pregnant,” I just have this to say: fuck you very much. My daughter was born via surrogate, and I was a joyful and excited expectant mother even though I couldn’t gestate her myself. I…

Ehhh Tonya was a great jumper, but she was not artistic and also not consistent. Her career was very hot-and-cold. Nancy was much more reliable and had better skating skills.

How dare you say Denise lacks talent. Just look at this.