or arrive in a football carriage? LOL

IMO, one of the best parts was also the reimagination of Dirty Dancing during Weekend Update.

Something something garbage fire... something something New Jersey...

Also insinuating that Bowie is misogynistic for making her wait makes me want to punch this stupid commenter.

I know. The person said, in regards to her not getting the money at 18, “why make it hard on her”, as though the girl will be living in a cold water, rat infested flat living off of ramen noodles!

Lol and the son is 44! He’s married with kids! I think that commenter is just being a nitwit.

It has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that Alexandria is female. It has everything to do with her being 15.

I read the linked article, he’s 44.

The son is 44 years old and has an established career as a Hollywood film director.

I’m 40, and I’m not sure I’d be responsible with 12 million dollars.

That’s a hilarious thing to hear coming from Hitler.

I remember a whole website devoted to learning to pee standing up, sans device. IIRC, you aimed by, like, squeezing (?) your urethra with your fingers.

FWIW, I think it’s quite possible, given how Tina has cast previous projects, that those women were actually their gyno and nannies.

The house arrest that he is currently under seems reasonable. At least we know he’s securely confined to his home with the mandated ankle monitors.

Well that was a cool response. The video was pretty silly, but people who were outraged about girls taking selfies at a baseball game need to get a real cause.