My favorite part of Christmas is that I do all of my Christmas shopping in October and then spend the next three months being smugly sympathetic when everyone complains about holiday shopping.

Why do people sign up for this nightmare holiday thing? Do family wide Secret Santa with a $20 max like we do. We're all upper middle class, but no one wants to buy or receive a bunch of bullshit. We lazily decorate a tree the week of Xmas, maybe. No one gives a single fuck.

Now she looks like Kesha.

I thought Renee Zellweger looked great before. I think she looks great now, but the fact that it's the same person is throwing me for a loop. It seems similar to Jennifer Grey post-rhinoplasty and Rose McGowan post-car accident, but more drastic.

Coke Zero taste like ass. I'm perfectly happy drinking regular Coke. And all you Pepsi people are disgusting.

I got to see him in Cabaret. It's a relatively small, intimate theater. We made eye contact and he winked. I'm still blushing, a month later.

Dear Fancy: I am much too cool and special to buy gifts off the registry like a normal person. How do I demonstrate to the newlyweds/new parents how much better I am than all their other friends without completely pissing them off?

.YES. For the love of all that is holy, when someone you know is expecting and you want to buy a gift don't get all weird and creative. You NEED so much stuff when you have a baby, especially a first baby or if there are many years in between kids. This is one life event that if you really want to be helpful to your…

I can't be the only one who hates potluck. After a certain age, you come to my house, I am going to feed you nicely and have nice drinks, and clean and do the dishes after you leave and that is the point. This summer I was asked to a barbecue where we were told that condiments and ice would be supplied, but to bring…

I'm blessed (?) to have a retired mother who loves to knit/weave/crochet and is anxiously waiting for me to have a kid, so I can usually give a homemade baby blanket. I coordinate the color palate with the future mom, it is always washable, and I'll shell for the organic cotton for the people I know will care.

I think "delightful" is the perfect word for him.

I don't think I could contain myself. I would go full on blabbering idiot mode. That man is the sexiest, funniest person to me. I just realized a few days ago that one of my ex boyfriends looks EXACTLY like him. Damn.

I didn't like the Weekend Update bit, but the "send money to save the africans" bit from Bill Hader's episode was hilarious. I hope she gives us more of things in that vein.

Can we stop talking about Shia? I am hoping that if we do he will eventually go away.

I don't know who "Madelaine Davies" is, but she sounds dangerous.

If you don't already know: this excellent incident aside, Hannibal Buress is one of the most hilarious guys out there. Comedy is subjective, etc, but he's seriously laugh out loud hilarious in his stand up.

Props to Hannibal Buress (who is just fantastic on Broad City). Ever since I read about the rape allegations about Cosby, who has been widely known as a skirtchaser since forever, I can't bring myself to watch The Cosby Show or listen to his standup. I unapologetically cannot divorce those stories from his work.

i WAS the goth kids most of my teen and young adult years and really appreciated a server who didn't make a big deal out of it.