How does a dog receiving care in Spain have a single thing to do with something happening on the ground in Africa? Also, do you realize that compassion often isn't a limited resource; I can feel shitty about the dog and shitty about people dying in Africa AT THE SAME TIME.

When I get pizza delivered, I order online if at all possible. That way, I've already left the tip before the order even goes out and the delivery person knows it. Since my husband and I caught on to this, our pizza has routinely been delivered piping hot and with astonishing speed.

NO. all music today has influences from other places, times, practices and technologies. i don't care if we are talking about elvis, macklemore, or whomever the fuck - there is no such thing as stealing a style of music just because its body of creators lie across racial bounds. yes, thirty to forty years ago, there…

Mine, if she were alive, wouldn't know what the hell it was. As a wannabe maccabee (see what I did there?), I'd be honored to have one!

There are many, many ways to safely handle an animal if you must. There are squeeze cages, which have a moveable section that slides forward to trap the animal against the fixed wall of the cage, allowing you to then safely take temp/give injections/etc. without any risk (because the animal can't possibly turn around…

As long as we can have a Key and Peele-themed huppah, I'm all in.

They taste AND look like packing peanuts!

Marry me?

Honestly, free breakfast is an awesome idea, not just in terms of being able to afford/not afford breakfast. How many parents have time to feed their kids a full breakfast every morning (rushing to work, getting multiple kids ready, etc.), and how many older kids are going to fix themselves breakfast? This is a…

I DON'T CARE. GIMME.

Does this mean Fox News is about to launch their War on Halloween coverage?

Pumpkin spice, you're next!

We will ALL be assimilated.

Assuming we're not deleted first.

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO...



A day may come when you will have to pay three whole dollars for the world's worst chocolate products (sorry Hersheys, but it's true and we all know it).

Jesus Hell to the Motherfucking No Christ. Isha, I don't understand. How do you an all the other authors all deal with this shit on a regular basis. You mods really deserve all the wine you can get. I am so sorry.

It was so sweet and it made me miss them both.

I don't know why people are complaining that the Jan and Phil short wasn't funny. It wasn't supposed to be. Also, it was one of their favorite memories from the show.

The thing I love most is how her dance is not at all sexualized. It is simply about the beauty and skill of movement. I always get nervous whenever I watch a video of a preteen girl dancing, because it seems like they are always uncomfortably sexual. This was just joyful and bad-ass.