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Coming soon to your sister-in-law's BabiesRUs registry.

Her beard makes her even more beautiful

THOSE ARE AWESOME!

Ooh, I want those Haunted Canada stamps. Unfortunately, while I live in Canada, all my stamp purchases are for postage to the US.

I bought three sets of HP, too. Some to use, and some to still have. I may eventually use them all but probably not.

Okay, it's obvious that you're not going to speak to me with the same respect I was trying to give you. It's silly to imply that all women on this website hate men, it's simply not the case. In my time here, I've spoken to women that completely disagree with me on issues and don't think I'm liberal enough in my views,

I have a feeling she is a major part of the problem.

Stop fucking slapping and hitting the cat, you asshole!

I have never been happier since I switched to boy shorts and hip-hugger panties. You can still find them in sexy styles, and the comfort level is through the roof. Plus, no shit stains.

Would YOU break JK Rowling's confidence?!

I would've loved to give him a home, why is that such a terrible thing? Haha lord, what crawled up your ass? And I'm most certainly not a saint. I merely explained to you that I have a passion for kids that are often unwanted (not in this case, thankfully, since the surrogate is going to care for him.) You accused me

Wow, you're a mind reader!! I WAS looking for a conversation piece to validate my existence. How did you know?? A baby is the last piece to fit in with my mansion, my plastic surgeon husband, and my fleet of dobermans, who incidentally are taken care of by my numerous butlers and maids. (All minorities, by the way.)

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To be fair, James Corden is really really funny and talented. If you want a look at his hosting style, check out his sports quiz show, A League of their Own. (Which you can enjoy and love, as I do, without having to know anything about sport, it's just really really good).

Jesus, Conan has another bastard child showboating for attention.

Interesting because underwear is definitely an item I would hoard at dragon levels. Think how long that dragon can go before she's forced to do laundry! Living the dream.

Well, when you have this amount of treasure hoarded like a frickin' dragon, it's not the same. The fact that you had to save up for that item (which by comparison, is actually modest!), puts you in way different circumstances.

Every single time, without fail Wilf makes me ugly cry.

#teamdog!