That is such an interesting history tidbit. I almost want to get my nipple pierced and wear a delicate gold chain between them.

Corsets actually helped a lot of women with back and breast support. Lacing so tight you can't breath is optional!

Because why the fuck not. This hasn't been horrific enough. Let's add looting of the dead to the list.

You have the penis of a 60-year-old man? Cool story bro.

Because the commercial allegedly encouraged "irresponsible driving"

But when are kiddie barrettes coming back? I have some Courtney Love circa 1994 I've been wanting to channel for years.

You didn't use the buckle?

I am team scrunchie. #sorrynotsorry

The scrunchie never went out. You've always been able to buy them in any drugstore ever since the 90s started. And for fucksake, it's just a hair-elastic. It functions. Why all the pearl-clutching?

I use scrunchies to put my hair up at night after I shower, because they don't give you that weird bump the way regular hair ties do.

Hare Krishnas. You must be too young to remember that...they used to chant in airports.

You know, the fact that you don't know the connection between those two words really pleases me. I hope you don't mind if I don't explain, because I really appreciate that you don't know.

Now seriously, whats the fascination with being scare of spiders?! Why is everybody so afraid of them, most of the time they do more good than bad.

Ungrateful bastard.

I don't know what your angle is but I will share this. Almost 4 years ago I was close to this woman's situation and I wrote in despair in response to one of HamNo's posts. A commenter asked him for my email address and sent my family gift cards which allowed me to purchase school clothes for my daughter. I cannot…

Kids are far more likely to be abused by people known to them than Chester the Molestor who slinks out of the trees in a park. We don't arrest parents for hiring a babysitter, letting their kids join a soccer team, or spend time alone with a youth pastor because something might happen.

Yeah, age 10, riding bicycle, with no helmet, alone, 5 miles away in 110 degree Texas summer heat, with no water (just $1.50 in change in pocket in case I wanted a soda) to get to lakeside park trails where I could ride even further along the trails deep in the forest, away from all witnesses.

can't give. too busy giving all my money to a guy who wants to make potato salad. i have priorities.

Sounds like a good way to point out that most of their slipcovers are machine washable.

I'd much rather have Internet Plus with BBC America as opposed to HBO...