I couldn't help but to let out a snort when Dorian was shown in the trailer. I don't know if it's the acting or writing, but I couldn't care less about him. Otherwise I'm super excited for Season 2, especially since I thought we'd have to wait until mid-May for the premiere. Might as well cancel all my plans for April…

Right, but I specifically said "a movie funeral for a popular character who was portrayed by an even more popular and recently deceased Real Person". The mother in GoTG was not a popular character, nor was she portrayed by a beloved actress whose death is still fresh in peoples' minds. Additionally, her demise was…

I'm a huge Harold Ramis fan, but a movie funeral for a popular character who was portrayed by an even more popular and recently deceased Real Person sounds like a mood killer for what is supposed to be a comedy. There are numerous ways to present a sincere tribute which also fits the film thematically.

I was looking at some jigsaw puzzles recently and noticed the cuts were in the same grid-like pattern. It's been a very long time since I've done a puzzle but I don't remember the pieces fitting together in such a uniform manner. It kind of bugs me.

No matter what is going on, reading your recap posts always leaves me with a huge grin on my face {in addition to providing more theories to ponder, of course}.

At one point I n the opening number "adventure" was rhymed with "butt clencher". Juvenile? Maybe. Am I on board with this show? Hell yes. There were some meh jokes but also some great one-liners. It's obvious the actors are having fun and that feeling is infectious. Biggest drawback? It's Tuesday and I still have…

That looks terrifying and yet I want to climb up there.

And that is why I was never permitted to read Dahl's books while growing up.

As soon as I say the the headline I knew that Lady Lovely Locks would be on the list. I remember very little about the TV show, but my child self LOVED the dolls because you could clip the pixietails into your own hair. For some reason the ribbons on the front of Lady Lovely Locks's dress were really fun to play with…

Impromptu GIF party!

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No.

A few weeks ago an employee emailed me asking if I could write some VBA code to make text in Excel "blink". All attempts to talk her out of the idea were unsuccessful. As I added the code to her workbook I cringed and silently offered my apologies to the universe.

I'm in IT, primarily doing internal upper tier support and leading training classes. Personally, I believe this is an obvious one but experience says otherwise:

- Don't act like a know-it-all. You wouldn't be talking to me if you were such a computer genius.

From Orgazmo: "I don't think I'm going to do hamster-style anymore."

My mother teaches film analysis and regularly devotes a class to Ferris Bueller's Day Off. I always know when it's syllabus review time because out of the blue she'll tell me how angry she still is at Jeffrey Jones, and I'd have to agree with her. He is a great actor but I imagine most studios would not want to back a…

There's a bunch of different styles for sale on Etsy!

I am so very torn about this, considering how often sequels let us down. At the same time, we're talking about getting the gang back together for Beetlejuice. Mother effing BEETLEJUICE!!!! I wonder if Burton would invite Jeffrey Jones to reprise his role, considering the actor has had only one acting gig since his…

Otho basically shits his pants and runs off, but he doesn't die.

Jurassic World will have "more vibe"? WTF is that supposed to mean?

One of the) Best: Shaun of the Dead. The perfect combination of horror, comedy, and the most unstable ingredient of all, romance.