As a 30-something year old woman who never outgrew the goth "phase" I'm right there with you (¬_¬)

If she has cakes they are probably made with matzah meal or rice flour. Matzah meal is just as bad for my digestive system and my grandfather and aunt won't allow rice flour. Thankfully I'm an adult and can go out and eat whatever I want.

Matzah and anything made from matzah meal acts like cement in my digestive system. When my parents' dog has the runs they give him matzah, that's how binding it is. Mandatory wine is cool when it's not Manischewitz. Every year for Passover my parents and I travel out of state to either my aunt or grandfather's…

Sometimes I love being Jewish, as opposed to just liking it the rest of the year. Except Passover. Fuck Passover and fuck kosher for Passover food.

I have a lot of trouble distinguishing between photos of "oily" skin and "dewy" skin. Now that my skin is maturing it needs more hydration and I've almost completely eliminated powder foundation from my makeup routine. If I want light coverage I have to use tinted moisturizer but then then I always feel as though my…

He manages to be extremely well mannered but mischievous. I probably would have blabbered on if I hadn't been so aware of other people wanting to speak to him. It was an event where he won an award so obviously "important" people wanted to talk to him. I have a picture and I'm grinning like an idiot.

I am going to take this opportunity to be annoying and brag about how I met Alan Cumming at an event several years ago. He is every bit as engaging and delightful in real life has he appears to be on screen.

Dead Milkmen Graveyard Concert > Lana Del Ray Graveyard Concert

It goes further. Richard Beymer, who played Ben Horne on Twin Peaks, was Tony in West Side Story.

I am genuinely excited that Adewale has been cast in the upcoming season of GoT, but I do feel badly that the hat didn't make the cut.

You had me at "full time Victorian sex ghost".

A chuppah would make my mother so happy

I wonder if in some sort of messed up twisted way, posting that meme was a defensive mechanism in case anyone suspected she was receiving assistance. I know that doesn't make sense - why spread hatred about your own life? On the other hand I've seen people do this out of shame or to deflect any speculation.

How do feel about Star Trek or Elvis themed Las Vegas wedding chapels?

I fucking hate pumpkin spice. That is all.

The YMCA clip is my go-to video when I need some extra cheering up, but I can't watch videos at work. Those spiders are so freaking cute! The best GIF of I could find was this one:

I would have preferred to post the YMCA spider video, but I can't view streaming videos at work. I thought about posting this one too:

Spiders are amazing little creatures! Look at this suave fellow, he just wants to dance with you:

I own way, way, too many Tokidoki bags.