I have a lot of trouble distinguishing between photos of "oily" skin and "dewy" skin. Now that my skin is maturing it needs more hydration and I've almost completely eliminated powder foundation from my makeup routine. If I want light coverage I have to use tinted moisturizer but then then I always feel as though my…

He manages to be extremely well mannered but mischievous. I probably would have blabbered on if I hadn't been so aware of other people wanting to speak to him. It was an event where he won an award so obviously "important" people wanted to talk to him. I have a picture and I'm grinning like an idiot.

I am going to take this opportunity to be annoying and brag about how I met Alan Cumming at an event several years ago. He is every bit as engaging and delightful in real life has he appears to be on screen.

Dead Milkmen Graveyard Concert > Lana Del Ray Graveyard Concert

It goes further. Richard Beymer, who played Ben Horne on Twin Peaks, was Tony in West Side Story.

I am genuinely excited that Adewale has been cast in the upcoming season of GoT, but I do feel badly that the hat didn't make the cut.

You had me at "full time Victorian sex ghost".

A chuppah would make my mother so happy

I wonder if in some sort of messed up twisted way, posting that meme was a defensive mechanism in case anyone suspected she was receiving assistance. I know that doesn't make sense - why spread hatred about your own life? On the other hand I've seen people do this out of shame or to deflect any speculation.

How do feel about Star Trek or Elvis themed Las Vegas wedding chapels?

I fucking hate pumpkin spice. That is all.

The YMCA clip is my go-to video when I need some extra cheering up, but I can't watch videos at work. Those spiders are so freaking cute! The best GIF of I could find was this one:

I would have preferred to post the YMCA spider video, but I can't view streaming videos at work. I thought about posting this one too:

Spiders are amazing little creatures! Look at this suave fellow, he just wants to dance with you:

I own way, way, too many Tokidoki bags.

What? Fake cargo pockets are a thing? I can understand their existence on the weird satin cargo pants which were in style back in 2002, but otherwise that completely defeats the purpose. That would annoy me endlessly.

I once read an article (probably in Vogue or Elle) in which a tailor stated that many women brought…

I could do without some of the extra D-Rings and studs, but I like it for skinny pants days.

Unfortunately my boobs are too big for me to comfortably go braless.

EDIT: Nevermind, Kinja ate my first reply but then regurgitated it.