The green slime is regular ol' ectoplasm. The pink stuff in Ghostbusters II is the mood slime.

I can't watch video at work but I can picture any number of inappropriate situations involved a white cream.

They should have used a green "ectoplasm" filling so people get slimed when biting into the donut.

I have the strangest feeling Goodell pulled a Romney and called for "binders full of women".

I have to downgrade Pesach because of the dietary restrictions. One of the best things about being an adult is I can go out and eat whatever I damn well please during all eight days. Also annoying: despite my age (mid-thirties) I am still the youngest person who can read Hebrew at every seder. Sometimes I can't travel…

I've said it before and I'll say it again, she needs to change her damn hair. A sophisticated haircut (and wardrobe) would age her up to at least look legal.

I still remember the dark day on which I first became aware of the Can't Buy Me Love reboot.

Fuck yeah

I am not old enough to deal with reboots of movies that were first released during my freshman year in college.

Ohhhhh, well that explains it. I didn't realize he was head writer.

I also don't understand why Michael Che isn't replacing Colin Jost. Cecily Strong's delivery was worlds better than Jost's.

I love Betsey Johnson so much I may actually watch Dancing with the Stars.

Ah, ok, gotcha. That's obnoxious either way - no one wants to smell nail polish fumes while stuck in an enclosed tin can.

What?! Are the people painting their nails contortionists ?

Dustin Siggins sounds like the charming sort of fellow who on the morning after his wedding night would check the bedsheets for bloodstains.

In all fairness, it's a habit I picked up from my father. When we fly together we usually collaborate and spend the entire flight trying to stifle our giggles.

I'm surprised this isn't from a Skymall catalog, because that's where useless crap is sold.*

Me, right now:

If you were to ask me daily to name my favorite Nick Cave song, Straight to You would be my choice at least every other day. It's a shame he rarely plays it live.

It's so hard to choose just one song from a single artist. Nick Cave is my kind of mad genius.