That would explain why the top and skirt were so mismatched! This really brings back memories, I had this one:

I'm not saying Lena looks like this turkey, but her dress does.

Weird Al! Weird Al! Weird Al! Weird Al! Weird Al! Weird Al! Weird Al! Weird Al!

What strange fuckery is this? This Emmy awards show is more interesting than the VMA's last night.

Replying to get this out of pending

Thanks! I work in a somewhat unusual corporate IT department and about 1/3 of my day is spent teaching software training classes and creating written and video tutorials for something like thirty or so different applications and devices. I find that users are much more engaged when my sample files and screenshots…

I frequently need placeholder names for various projects at work. Here are some examples of what I typically use:
• Characters from Clue (Miss Scarlett, Professor Plum, Mrs. Peacock)
• Harry Potter Professors (Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Horace Slughorn)
• Famous Dead Writers (Frederick Douglass,…

I'm a born and bred Philadelphian and have lived here for most of my life. This is the first time I've ever heard of this newspaper.

Ouch. I went to private school, which is why we started at 8:30am. The township provided school bus transportation for private school kids so long as the school was within the township. This meant that we had to take get picked up by one school bus and then switch to another. There was no way that could happen at the…

This scheduling makes much more sense than my local school district, where high school starts at 7:25am, middle school at ???, and elementary school at 9am. Little kids need plenty of sleep, but they have less homework and therefore can and usually do go to bed earlier than teens. They also tend to wake up earlier as…

Classes at my high-school began at 8:30am. While far better than the 7:25am start time for the other local school it was still too damn early. Heck, as an adult I wouldn't want to get up that early for work. Thankfully my employer allows me to work a slightly later schedule so I come in and leave 1-2 hours later than…

Of course!

This was my go-to hairstyle when I was eight, which makes sense because usually no one over the age of twelve wears a half-ponytail. Watching her dance in the opening number was like seeing an episode of Toddlers and Tiaras.

Haha, thanks!

Kim wishes she could be as sexy as my grandma.

Any apparently it's Versace :/

I've always thought their denim duo was hideous, but it doesn't look so bad when you see it next to Katy Perry's redux.

WTF? There is absolutely no good reason for cassiebearRAWR to be in the greys. None.

This whole broadcast makes me feel old.

POLL: If you were forced to choose the lesser of two evils and wear either Britney's or Katy's dress, which would you choose?