I didn't realize how much I needed a good laugh while reading this post and comments until I saw this gif.

Thank you. I'm going to keep these addresses handy for the future.

Do everyone a favour and dismiss the replies with the disgusting animated GIFs.

Someone needs to delete the disgusting animated GIFs that trolls are posting in the comments.

This sounds like a scheme to separate anxious new parents from their money.

I bought three books of the Harry Potter stamps which is a totally unnecessary quantity but they are too awesome to pass up. The USPS is in a tough financial position and if these stamps generate more revenue then I don't see a problem.

It's from Doctor Who.

Now I have an image of a dragon surrounded by thousands of designer handbags. The closest image I could find is this one:

I feel bad for kids these days - they aren't allowed to go on an unchaperoned adventure. What's next, arresting the parents of every kid under 10 who walks to school by themselves?

My pre-school had only one restroom for students on each floor, which meant that it was shared by boys and girls. This made it easier for the teacher to keep an eye on the whole class when we went in as a group (it was a big restroom). The world didn't end. The earlier we teach children that our bodies are not…

I must be old. As a child it was my dream to be Madison from Splash.

The dryer door is open. See that square shaped hole to the right of the drum? That's where the door latches shut.

I, umm, still have my bedazzler. Are you telling me rhinestones went out of style?

I'm not sure if you are being sarcastic or not so I'm going to ignore the "American comedy classic" bit. There's no problem, but I do think it's an odd choice for anyone attempting to explain why they chose their spouse. Oddly I think it makes Kanye more likable.

Kanye quoted Step Brothers in an effort to explain why he chose to marry Kim? STEP BROTHERS?!?!

I'll have to go on the run from the Beygency after posting this, but I prefer the Anthony and The Johnsons cover of "Crazy in Love" over the original.

I hope my comment about the kit didn't come off as rude :/

It's always interesting to hear how other people rate the pain of various piercings. I've had 12 piercings, the last one was done six years ago. I really want a daith, but the industrial was excruciating and I now have to wear a headset at work. My have gradually become really prone to keloids, including the lobes. I…