There's also a cute video of Michelle Obama and Will Ferrell doing a focus group with kids:

Wow that is especially creepy if you spent only one night together. That would freak me out. My stalker and I were together for almost five years, but I wasn't old enough to legally drink when we broke up and haven't even seen him since the last millennium.

Ewan McGregor and Christoph Waltz? Yes, please. Also:

Oh geez, #8: "I hope to be able to masturbate again without stopping because I can only see your body and your face."

This reminds me of a guy I broke up with in 1998. Dude still e-mails me occasionally, always saying that I'm the one that got away and can I please send some nude photos. His last request included a…

Yay!

I'm surprised there was no mention of 30 Rock in the article! Muffin Top is my favorite song from the show (Werewolf Bar Mitzvah is a close second).

This seems like a fun idea if you have plenty of take-out menus on hand so that after tasting and gagging on everything you can order some edible food.

Have you sees Nathalie Péchalat and Fabian Bourzat's Dirty Dancing ice skating routine? They performed it at the Olympic Exhibition Gala. Johnny and Tara went absolutely nuts over it, as did I. I can't find video of the skate with their commentary but it definitely makes me think they'd enjoy doing something Grease…

While I don't particularly like the new catchphrase, ditching the old ad concept is for the best. Exhibit A (they should have stuck with the plain milk mustache):

Thank you for the info!

He does remind me of Hiddleston, especially at certain angles.

I wonder if the Oscar red carpet coverage with Johnny and Tara will be aired live or during regular broadcasts of Access Hollywood. I just checked my cable guide and NBC will be airing Dateline when everyone is arriving at the Academy Awards.

I would watch the shit out of Johnny Weir doing fashion commentary at any…

In hindsight that would have been a smart move on my part.

Thanks for the suggestion.

It was a thin bedspread (almost like a quilt), probably a cotton/polyester blend. Unfortunately my dryer is too small no matter what. This happened when I decided to use my parents dryer since theirs is a bit bigger than average so I can't make any modifications. It didn't seem like the dyer overheated because the…

Yup, it was a full. I thought it would be okay because I was using my parents' dryer and theirs is bigger than average but apparently not by much..

I considered that, but I swore off laundromats years ago because I have seen some really horrific things going into those machines. *shiver*

The last time I washed a comforter it came out of the dryer with a huge, crispy, charred patch where the comforter was being sucked in against the vents inside the drum. I've decided it's not worth potentially burning down the house, so next time I think I'll take it to the cleaners.

They are hair extensions for his role as Igor in an upcoming adaption of Frankenstein.

Reading that quote, all I can think of is: