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Awwww yeeeaaaahh

At least they stayed in the theatre until the end of the movie. When I saw it a bunch of teenagers walked out after a few minutes muttering about the dialog not being in modern English.

LOL - you're right. I misstyped that.

I will never fail to understand the allure of precious gems.

Well, we've already established that he's a complete idiot..

Oh good, my idea isn't as lame as I thought it was! I love a good villain.

Awww, shucks.

Angelina appears to be enjoying herself immensely, so even if the movie is bad I think it will be one of those so-bad-it's-good films. And for some stupid reason I keep thinking jokingly that she should team up with Charlize Theron's Ravenna (from Snow White and the Huntsman) for a Maleficent/Ravenna buddy movie. I'm

Huh? I love Emma Thomson. Kenneth Branagh is the narcissistic wanker.

This seems like an opportune time to post gif's of Nicolas Cage as Disney princesses.

No, that's what happens when you marry an insufferable, egotistical douchebag.

Hurray!

I've got a Paragard so I'll just pat my abdomen and say, "That'll do, IUD. That'll do."

Yup, Tony Hayward. Whenever a corporate bigwig issues what I perceive to be an insincere apology I hear Trey Parker's voice saying "We're sorry. Soorrrryyy."

You're sorry? Riiight.

It was difficult to watch this video with the shit-tastic music playing in the background. if you haven't watched the video yet mute the damn thing.

Can we talk about Idris Elba instead? I happened to watch this awards show last night and had not previously been aware of his back story with the Prince's Trust or his continuing involvement with at-risk youth. The man is seriously amazing.

I lost it at "my other other leg!"

Yeah, but he sparkled.