I for one would like to see a Next Media animation of what might theoretically happen if Maddow and Paul were to duel. It would probably involve Maddow using nothing but words to scare Paul into dropping his gun and running away as he pees his pants.

British talk shows seem to encourage interaction between the guests, which is much more interesting than listening to the banal chitchat that fills up most of the American shows.

As someone who has dual American-Canadian citizenship and a supporter of peace throughout the galaxy, I vote for launching him into space. If he's just floating around then no one has to claim him.

I cannot even begin to imagine what it must be like to publicly go through the grieving process for a loved one. It's an overwhelming situation without reporters chasing you down and mobbing your home.

My four-year old self would have died and gone to heaven over these tubs, because every time I took a bath I pretended that I was Madison from the movie Splash.

I was going to post a picture of Mr. Tinkles from Cats and Dogs, but then I found this glorious piece of artwork.

I did a Google search for "black red poppy dress" and ta-da!

I would love to see you do a Burt & Dolly takeover for a day where every single post on Jezebel is about one or both of them.

Found it! It's Tracy Reese's Embellished Flared Frock. It looks like Michelle actually owns the dress.

It's been a long time since I've seen it, but it's one of those movies that I like to recommend to people because almost no one has seen it. If nothing else, it's worth watching for the ridiculous musical based on The Elephant Man.

Electrical appliances are capable of turning against us. Look what happened to little Joey Lawrence's family!

Your comment about Jeff Goldblum reminded me of an aptly titled, little-seen movie that he starred in:

That's pretty nifty!

WHOA. It's Saturday and instead of a Dirt Bag written by Doug, we get one from Burt? That's a cause for a celebratory dance party!

No joke, I had a dream last night that I found one of these in a store for a ridiculously low price *sigh*

What happens if the Fandango bag puppets take offense?

Uh, yeah, there are plenty of scenes that could have been used to push visitors out of their sexual comfort zone.

Kuhn Rikon Auto Ergo Safety Lid Lifter (can opener), $18.99, Amazon

At first I thought that was a flashlight. Or a sex toy.