There are people who don't even know how to defrost the darned thing. As for the internet, I work in information technology and it's amazing how many people are completely unfamiliar with the basics of a web browser. I can't even begin to count all of the times I have been asked how to type in a web address.

When I was really young (maybe 5-7 years old?) my parents would give me a about half a shot of Boggs Cranberry Liqueur every Friday night for kiddush. It tasted good - like tingly fruit juice. Fast forward to my adult years and I get it in my head that I should have a bit for old times sake. I could barely take one…

Tried a bong, same results. I gave up years and years ago. I was asking out of curiosity.

Oh, trust me, I tried for well over a year. I eventually gave up because it seemed like a waste and not really worth it.

I vaguely remember some brownies at some point.

I know you are joking, but I actually have dual US-Canadian citizenship!

Is anyone else here immune to the effects of smoking? The first time I tried it I felt a little funny, but never again (and trust me, I've tried many many many times).

They were renting a house in Villanova last year while filming some scenes at a nearby studio for After Earth. Perhaps that is what you are thinking of? I live in Philly and haven't heard anything about a more permanent move. Not that I pay much attention to celebrity gossip outside of Jezebel.

I may be lactose intolerant, but I still tolerate my fellow cheese!

When you made silly faces as a kid, did anyone ever tell you that your face would stay that way if you didn't stop? The stories are true. Not trying to be mean - I'm certain he purposely makes that face.

These idiots really need to find a new hobby. The United States is a melting pot of people from different places, cultures, and religions. WE ARE ALL CHEESE IN THE SAME FONDUE POT CALLED 'AMERICA'.

Once upon a time people would tell me that my voice was annoying and screechy. Nowadays my friends tell me that I have a good voice for phone sex, and on the phone at work I'm often asked if I'm old enough to be employed. Put the two together and this my reaction:

Haha - I read this book so often as a kid that my parents bought me an autographed copy!

My mother me gave her copies of The Green Fairy Book and The Yellow Fairy Book, which she'd owned since she was young. As a teenager I purchased the Brown, Violet, Red and Crimson volumes and I can see them all on my bookshelf from where I am sitting. For reasons I cannot quite explain, those books are very dear to…

This reminds me of how much I loved Deerskin.

Oh, I loved this book! My entire class read it as part of a unit on colonial America. Every time I make pudding I think of the part where Kit screws up dinner.

I was and still am a total book nerd and when I was young I would read anything I could get my hands on. In 5th grade I was the anti-social kid who sat in the library during recess, reading Wuthering Heights and Jane Eyre for fun. Choosing a book for this comments is ridiculously difficult and I was tempted to go with …

This idea was cute when the first Despicable Me movie came out and you could use an iPhone app to translate what the minions were saying during the credits. But the whole damn movie? No. How hard would it have been to delay this app until October when the three-disc Diamond Edition of the DVD will be released?

You are quite welcome. It's been a long journey to reach this point. While growing up I went to a Jewish/Hebrew day school for nine years, then I attended a Quaker high school and in recent years I occasionally attended Buddhist workshops. I won't go into the beliefs behind my decision to live a life without religion,…

Have you seen his business website? He's a CPA. In the Practice Principles section, it says: "I also conduct myself with the utmost in integrity, objectivity, independence, and confidentiality so that you can be assured that your business is in good hands." It's a shame those first two qualities haven't carried over…