Ellie Kemper's bangs are driving me nuts. I want to brush them out of her eyes.

Nope, but I had to say it.

If Bret hadn't won, I'd be out for blood.

Best line I've heard all night.

If it makes you feel better, I've never seen it either {and as the daughter of a film teacher, I've seen a s***load of films).

Heheh ~ I think you are right. It's something else, but my crappy tv makes it sound like mic feedback.

A Christopher Guest short? YES!

Is it just my crappy TV or has anyone else been hearing feedback from the mic since the show began?

Another helpful hint*:

YES! Bret's nomination has me totally psyched for the Oscars. I really hope this means that we'll see some Muppets on stage at the awards show.

You can also use applesauce.

Yes, and a horrible one at that.

@BlondeGoddess

Reminds me of this SNL skit {sorry, I can't find it on YouTube}

Kind of off-topic, but General Mills also just came out with Dulce de Leche Cheerios!

Don't you mean eww de frat boy?

After all these years, I still love Val Kilmer {even if he is an actual lunatic}.

Every time I read one of these stories about the Pill {and Depo Provera shots and the Nuvaring}, the already deep appreciation that I have for my copper ParaGard IUD grows a little bit more.

*rolls eyes* Something must be wrong with me, because my pediatrician from birth through high school was gay, and I am not. Whenever I hear about people like Linda Harvey I always wonder about any children they may have. It is hard enough for many people to come out to their families, but I imagine it's a million…

I look forward to the Sesame Street spoof in which Sherlock Hemlock investigates the case of the missing "G".