Speaking of Miley & drugs… I was really disgusted when she said in an interview last year that she was ‘over weed’ because she wants to be a useful member of society and be passionate about things. Believe it or not miley you can smoke weed everyday and not make it your entire identity. I believe she also did a…

I get asked is how much did I charge for <blank> service. People want to know your “worth” so they can decide where you belong.

Same reason everyone in the 4th grade hated me. I was better than all them bitches. 

I once read some interview with one of the show’s writers that said Doherty was the writing room’s favorite because she was a pro who would always inflect the line exactly as written, and that a lot of the cast hate for her was founded in petty jealousy for how good she was at her job. She had a photographic memory,…

I actually hoped he would retire over this. Because even though I am a hypocrite who still watches and follows the NFL religiously, I am basically rooting for every player in the league to retire at all times and hopefully save themselves from a life of misery.

I...just find Miley exhausting.

“They are great together when they are happy,” says the source.

I...just find Miley exhausting. Just walking in my own truth here.

I can’t wait for her to announce shes pregnant and that they are going to co-parent on different planets but like we wouldn’t get it because they have a very cOmPLeX aDuLT relationship. Also wtf about her previous comments about not being wifely because she doesn’t cook dinner wearing an apron? I’ve been married 5ish…

Look, Liam!!! Who needs all this drama? I may be a plus sized, middle aged woman with too many kids, but I’m no trouble at all. I also barrack for the Western Bulldogs so we can go to the footy together!!!! Just a thought, anyway!!!

On the upside this did prompt Jon Eiseman to drop this 24 carat gem:

Also, you don’t form a union because your boss is an asshole. You do it because your company is owned by The Chernin Group and collective bargaining is going to offer you a lot more protection than a real nice boss.

why do you talk like this in 2019?

‘Crush it to reassert my dominance’ is the most tone-deaf I-just-did-a-gram-of-coke-in-the-bathroom statement one could have made. It sounds desperate and sad.

It’s adorable when people think their love life is too complex to grasp. Humans have been at this thing in every single permutation for centuries. We are all still stumped. The reasons for this split are just as mundane as Jane Nobody’s failed marriage. Have a stadium of seats Ms. Cyrus.

This is what I was wondering? Why is she hiding??

That is just a crazy person. She thinks somebody who wants to kill her is gonna go to one of the most heavily guarded places there is and somehow nab her? She also was tweeting about her interaction with Southwest employees at the airport... Does it matter what her flight number is? She’s already telling the murderers…

Singh said that the incident forced her to hide in an airport bathroom near her security gate for 45 minutes after realizing she would need to exit security checkpoints “where someone could be waiting for me and I would have no way to protect myself from surveillance or worse.”

Ok, what am I missing here that doesn’t make this a crazy person?

It’s not a personal flight number.  Everytime that carrier sends that flight between those cities at that time it's the same flight number.  So her personal flight number could be used 365 times a year, even if she isn't "personally " on any of those flights.