I want a dollar amount. Did he take 2 years veteran minimum salary? Or did he take 10 years of Aaron Rodgers money?

If the NFL settled it’s because they don’t want whatever came up in discovery to be made public and any legal team worth their hourly would make them pay out the ass for the privilege of not having their business on the streets.

So tired of this dude’s boneless Cabbage Patch face.

He is a forty-four year old man with bangs in his eyes. Of course he is a tool. That’s tool-hair. Ask around.

Know who else has 5 Grammy nominations? Kid Rock. The Grammys mean less than nothing. Almost no one watches, even fewer care.

Straight size? the fuck? Are we just saying whatever comes to mind now? Okay. Tickle Monster. 

Here’s a cold take: go fuck yourself.

I’m sure Hillsong also prevent other “sinners” from a leadership role too, though. Like if someone was divorced or eats shellfish or took the lord’s name in vain. It’s a church with no leaders.

Kimmel strikes me as the kind of person who has no values or morals of their own and will just do whatever to make a buck. When Howard Stern style shock-jocks were all the rage, that’s what he was. When he realized he could make more money through lowest common denominator misogynistic trash he jumped into The Man…

Am I to understand that she showed the dick pic to her brother?

I dunno, man, I just think he’s reeeeeallllly dumb.

I think Anna Faris is thanking her lucky stars she escaped this shitshow. 

Pratt seems like a Nice Guy, and it’s clear he has good intentions, but Evangelicals are The Worst. Following the doctrine* prevents you from being a genuinely good person 90% of the time.

That woman is an asshole and most definitely a racist as well.

Ann? The real loss on that episode was CHRIS leaving.

FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: RE: FWD: MAKE FREE SUPRBOWL TIXX

Honestly, if I eliminated all carbs and sugar for 10 days I’d have difficulty finding the energy to stand up, period.

“Plenty of women found him unsettling, and the ones who attended his trial still often saw him a monster”

I watched this over the weekend and was rather surprised by the obsession with how charming he was. He wasn’t meeting these women in bars and inviting them back to his place after hours of drunken flirtation. He was literally pretending to be injured and asking for their help carrying stuff to his car or whatever,…

That “what if your father raped someone” question is absolutely fucking disgusting. I know the lawyer was just doing her job etc but JFC.