If dude could bench 600, he could have picked her up in her desk and carried the whole thing out.

The game (monday nighter?) Favre played when his dad died is still one of the grossest piece of TV I’ve ever seen. The slobbering over him and focus on it was horrific. I get real uncomfortable when sports producers focus so much on death and how games are being played as “tributes”.

How is this a thing

A lot of us nod our heads as we somewhat patiently wait for idiots to shut the fuck up though, too.

FINALLY!!! I have been waiting all year for this!! Here is my story.

I thought I would share a story of my dad’s. Our family has many stories where none of us can quite explain it, to non skeptics we believe we are definitely clairvoyant to some degree. My parents tell me stories from when I was younger, I’m not as in tuned to it as they are but this story of my dads is from his days…

*looks up from reading all the stories in the comments*

Oh, snap. I think the scariest stories are the stories of real life and “could have beens.”

Okay, so this year I can participate since the main player who would be scandalized by airing the laundry has passed. As background, my mother had me in her late thirties and her mother in turn had her in her late thirties. My mother was the youngest of eight children and had brothers much older than she, which is how…

It’s not all sleep paralysis. some of it’s carbon monoxide poisoning. Or Aliens, ghosts, or demons.

Why is it criminal douche-baggery for KG to pay tribute to someone who played a significant role in his career and life? Even if it were fully calculated, and KG hatched this idea weeks ago and was just waiting for the moment he learned that Saunders had died to put it into motion—so what? What are the circumstances…

When I was sixteen I would sneak out of the house at night get high and read a book (Such a rebel, I know). There was an empty forclosed home next door, and I would get inside via a basement window well and smoke in the basement’s bar area. One night it was raining pretty heavy, and I forgot to bring my lighter. I…

Even knowing the baby will be ok, it’s a hard video to watch.

I’m 6’1 so I already get to hear that one all the time. I can't wait to see what happens if I ever get pregnant. Hopefully people will just run screaming.

My FIL got super drunk at my wedding, fell and cut his hand very badly and then told everyone he had gotten into a knife fight with ninjas -_-

I MEAN THIS IS COOL AND ALL GUYS BUT WHERE ARE MY HALLOWEEN SPOOKY STORIES?

Isn’t forcing someone to have a child they don’t want a lot more like slavery?

“WHAT A TIME TO BEE A HIVE!!!”

Which is extra ironic because cars are one of the things gun control advocates point to as a system of training, registration, and public accountability applied to something that can be deadly, but that’s stated purpose is transportation, which should be the very minimum applied to fucking guns, which only exist to…

If we’re gonna keep allowing youth football maybe it’s time somebody makes something the ambulance on standby can use to reduce the swelling. I dunno, something so these kids don’t drop dead from fucking swelling because we want to see hard fucking hits and nobody teaches them proper fucking tackling form.