This whole thing is just SO FUCKING STUPID.

That 31 year old colleague sounds like they are more emotionally and socially liberated than you.

Counterpoint: There is no better snack food than chocolate milk.

Can you tell him that PrincessBlergh from Jezebel thinks that he's a dickhead and a horrible excuse for a judge?

I think it makes sense that the government would kill 27 people in a small town to prove a point about guns, but refuse to fudge numbers on a spreadsheet. They gotta draw the line somewhere.

I'm pretty sure Cody was high when he ordered the alligator, so wouldn't those penalties offset?

There are many more independents and liberals here in the heartland than Mike Huckabee wants to admit. He already knows it but that just didn't fit on the banner that he fingerpainted with Scott Walker and Rick Perry during Arts and Crafts hour.

99% of Americans do at least one of those things. If Huckabee can't even bear to hear about how people around him live, how on earth does he think he understands them well enough to govern them? Even most clergy members I know - and basically all of the ones who seem to do some good for their congregations - are able…

This isn't anything new. Megyn Kelly has always been very aware and vocal about the discrimination she personally experiences, she just hasn't yet demonstrated the ability to expand that awareness to other people who experience other forms of discrimination. For example, a few years back, she smacked down a man who…

This is Fox pivoting somewhat to the reality that if they want younger viewers and particularly female viewers, they have to act like they're not in line with the old white men of the GOP who won't shut up.

I don't blame the guy one bit for his standoff with the media. Sports reporters are fucking morons.

They may be blackmailing them as we speak. Maybe this was how they proved they were serious or "negotiated" more money.

I know literally no one that gives half a damn what the players say to reporters after the game. It's always some variation on thanking God, then saying it was a team effort, then saying they were all just focused and ready to execute. The end, no one gives a shit.

Seriously. 14 dead hookers in a shipping container and no one wants the case. One Ripken and every cop in a 50 mile radius is on the scene.

All these "talking to the media is part of the deal, it's why he gets paid" pundits baffle me. As far as I'm concerned his job is playing football, preferably in a visually entertaining fashion. I could not possibly give less of a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut whether or not he talks to the press. I suspect the…

Note: not a Seahawks fan, even a little bit.

Uh he appealed as was his right and it was proven that the test was inaccurate but hey why let facts or a collective bargaining agreement get in the way of your opinion.

Love watching people try and explain away deflategate like it's not a big deal. Are you actually trying to argue that illegally altering a football so that your team has a competitive advantage (and make no mistake, it is a competitive advantage) is on the same level as PI, an illegal celebration, or your shoes being…

Will they still penalize him if he does something like repeatedly pulls his butt cheeks apart and then slams them together? Constant evolution. This is what is known in behavioral ecology as an "arms race."

Is that what I said? That's not what I said.