ugh biggest crush charming fox is confusing

Seriously. Not the eyeball yanking, finger cutting off, prison rape and gun fights? Nah, that's all fine. No asses though!!!

Doxxing people who choose vitriolic racism and to operate under the cover of what is basically the oldest American terrorist organization is fucking fine by me.

I think there is substantial evidence that white folks couldn't handle being treated the way black folks are.

Yeah, their games get watched on mute around here.

I know, right? I felt like I should be taking notes or rewinding the dvr with every WOW. Did I miss something spectacular? Nah. Inarticulate space filling or awe. It was hard to tell with those two.

That "wow" is going to drive me to homicidal madness one of these days

This is really cool. It's nice to see a dude go to so much effort to make this kind of point, and manage to do it in an attention-getting but not chiding or shamey way. ALL THE CANDY CANES FOR YOU, KARL STEFANOVIC. YOU GO KARL STEFANOVIC.

Aside from how heartbreaking it would be to watch the video, I don't feel right watching it. I know it was posted to the internet and has been watched by hundreds of thousands of people, but to me watching it would feel like an intrusion into an intensely personal moment, one of the all too small number of moments…

Yes, guys are growing fuller beards and wearing plaid and sweaters as a nod to timely fashion icon, Paul Bunyon. Or maybe, you know, because winter is coming...

What in the fuck is in the bottom of her tub?

I don't know! I feel badly about laughing at these things, but come on. They're like the angelfire website/crazy grandma FWD email of cat posters.

Whenever my conviction wavers I'm gonna look at that flyer again.

Yep, insufferable.

She wasn't in the wall. She'd slipped back into her native tenth dimension for further instructions and training, as all cats do from time to time.

I have mentioned this before in a thread on pet names, but it bears repeating that my parents had a friend with a giant grumpy-faced grey persian named YASSER ARACAT.

Thank you! This should be an opportunity to celebrate with Mean Girls gifs and imagine how amazing it would be if Regina George was actually real and if she actually was on Real Housewives. I would never turn my tv off.

I sorta agree with Gretchen - except she wouldn't be the boss of Toaster Strudel, her husband would be. That would be why Jason married her in the first place. He had hoped to be a big time lawyer, but didn't have the grades for law school so he took his next best option.

Is this a shirt? This is really, really short. She has great legs, but something about the hemline/look of this dress looks really weird.

Please do not with Deacon.

Someone mentioned Opie in here (sorry, Kinja is being a brat today and ate your double comment =/) but yes, I'm still mourning Op. He was hawt.