How many say the KKK is bad, skinheads are bad, but then say black people need to pull their pants up and get a job, yall should just listen to the police and they wont shoot you, pull yourself up by your bootstraps, etc

Nah. I’m just gonna drink a lot of water and wear sunscreen, thanks. 

“Excuse me, box? Can you explain the ingredients in a few of the items that I will end up not choosing? Thank you.”

“Hey! So, a lot of people have been asking me why YouTube videos are so long...”

SAME

I wrote my comment before I read yours. Braves’ games in the 90s are for sure the reason I love baseball.  We definitely didn’t have any premium channels or fancy cable so these days that would never happen. That’s so sad

OMG, that last part is so true. I love baseball as an adult because of Braves’ games on TBS when I was a kid. 

They want pro sports to be like college, where the NCAA can just do whatever the fucking hell they want with people’s money, time and life with no repercussions

The Census is Congress, not the president. He can’t do an executive order.

FELINA LEGGINGS!!!! Ahh, the love of my life. 

Me, as the star of this movie trying to remember: “Yesterday, something something...FAR AWAY...” *hums a bit* “here to stay?...YESTERDAY”

I didn’t know about Lyman Bostock. How horrible!!

He’s Jon Hamm in that episode of 30 Rock where he’s hot so he has no idea that he actually sucks at everything.

well, he’s the worst person ever of all time. At least ESPN shut him down a little. He made the SEC tournament absolutely unwatchable. 

Similar but maybe not exactly what you’re looking for, I really liked Krakauer’s Missoula and Just Mercy by Bryan Stevenson. 

Thank you!

Women: “Men aren’t interested in me, what is wrong with me?”

Okay, amazing, but can we talk about why one graduating class has FORTY MILLION DOLLARS worth of debt to begin with?

Man, just watch the first few minutes of the one about AOL Instant Messenger. Yikes. 

Eminem just doesn’t understand Lil Yachty because he’s so god damn old,