and why did she let him cut her jeans?!

My 12 year old boyfriend cut Levi’s I bought in college

The seasons where the whole intro is just Tyra in a bunch of different poses...

Its what happens when I tell my middle school students to write and give them a length requirement

I met Mitch Hedberg at my job in college.  He was really nice and cool. RIP. 

I worked at a chain hotel that Vanilla Ice stayed at in 2004 and he was told me I could be on the VIP list for his show. My co-worker goes, “I know you from Behind the Music, right?”

Can I go Broadway?

“I’m dying,” Asaly says. “I’m literally actually deceased.”

Angela and Michael. Darcey and Fake Alexander Skarsgaard. I LOVE it. It makes me feel better about just dying alone. 

Their names are Justin, Ethan and HAWKEYE?

I LOVE AARON TVEIT SO MUCH

I believed that The Blues Brothers hid under my bed and if I jumped down too slow they would grab my ankles and pull me under.

most of the comments aren’t going to be interesting enough to convince me to deal with ads

I’m a white lady teacher in an urban school. I’ve been around awhile. I’ve heard *multiple* other white lady teachers (of the Teach For America variety) get frustrated at kids and say things like, “I don’t HAVE to be here,” “I’m here for YOU and and you don’t appreciate me!” etc.

I teach in a high-poverty/ high drug-use area. I’ve probably reported a dozen or more times.  I’m pretty sure nothing was ever done any time except maybe the cops stopped by their house and told them to cut it out. 

It says CPS didn’t take it seriously. Who reported?

I rarely go to the doctor. Late last year, I had the flu and pneumonia. I was laying on the exam table in the fetal position wrapped in a blanket crying because my throat hurt so bad I couldn’t swallow and the doctor told me that my BMI is too high.

My favorite is the smokes a pack a day, gets blackout drunk every weekend, misses meals people who lecture that its not about weight its about being healthy

She’s gonna be amazing. I saw her in The Color Purple on Broadway and by the end me and the stranger beside me were holding hands sobbing. 

Chris Evans is amazing in his ability to get SO MUCH HOTTER every year he gets older. Who does that?!