Oh I didn’t know any of that. I missed like the whole middle part of the past 30 seasons. I just knew they kept talking about the “dirtiest players” for this season and those two came to mind.

I wondered whatever happened to Kenny and Evan. They definitely should have been cast in Dirty 30.

Oh, no, she will most definitely go mousy brown before trial. They’ll give her the ol’ Owen Labrie treatment.

thank you!

How? I just tried Experian and it says its $10 a MONTH

But it’s school. Nobody is coming by on the weekend or during the summer to give them food. I also provide students with pens and paper. Funny they never call my house expecting me to give it to them for the rest of their lives.

Baltimore also does this. And while it is needed and important, I have never once seen a meal as well-rounded, bright and appetizing as that lead picture. I wish with all my heart my students got that much food.

And isn’t that what gets people into relationship trouble to begin with? We see our current partner with all their flaws and we see this one new shiny person and the good quality we see in them shines brighter. Maybe boom mike guy bought a house without his wife knowing too. Maybe he didn’t go to old wife’s art show…

No thanks. I will continue to believe my old neighbor showed up when we have no friends in common because he looked me up.

Anybody who doesn’t think some men spend time staring at themselves in the mirror for unreasonable amounts of time have not been to the gym with the bros lately.

He got two years in solitary confinement for drug charges?! holy shit!

I definitely went through the phases of 1. knowing everything 2. realizing I didn’t know an artist on the radio or people nominated for awards and thinking, “Oh, wow, I must be getting old! I don’t know him/her! That’s crazy.” 3. Knowing literally not a single person nominated, or not knowing 5 consecutive artists on…

David Korins also commented on my Instagram post last summer when I posted a picture of the Hamilton playbill. I have like 100 followers on Instagram, my posts usually get 10-15 likes, I’m nobody but he definitely wanted me to know he was the set designer. It was kind of weird, tbh.

I live in Baltimore, Under Armour HQ. Fuuuuuuck Kevin Plank. He was on the Trump Train from the beginning. He can’t even speak out now in that bullshit statement.

Isn’t it weird how you could basically switch all their faces around and no one could tell the difference, but they claim superiority?

They did Nazi salutes, shouted Heil Trump, chanted that they would take the country back from Jews but you put racist in quotes.

We had to do the same thing! Super dumb and just adds to stereotypes.

Community Counseling.

It wasn’t nursing but I had a masters class on “cultural diversity” and our professor wanted to assign us racial groups to do a presentation on. All I remember is I was assigned Native Americans and all it said was don’t make eye contact and they’re probably all drunks, because Native Americans just get depressed and…

It’s like that tweet, “I never thought they’d eat MY face, says member of Face Eating Leopards Party.” Sessions was on the Trump Train from the beginning, dreaming that this would be his chance to be a racist shit on a national scale. Fuck that guy, he deserves everything he gets.