Women’s “fashion” in general. Why does everything have to be THE SAME. Fine, stupid flowy tops with holes can be in style. Why can’t I still by a regular shirt too?

Same. I hear and just think, who steals a mattress? The hell is this song?

Baltimore City Schools are facing a $130 million deficit, we’re cutting anything and everything. Our whole high school athletic program could be cut and all we need is like $7,000. Rich people spend that on a dress and don’t bat an eye.

RIGHT?! Like 3 times a week I think to myself, This is it!

back in the early 2000s I would get bored at work and read Wikipedia entries about serial killers and child disappearances. It’s a wonder my job didnt have me investigated!

I second Adam Khan. His twitter feed is scary.

Also basically everything Adam Khan (@Khanoisseur) does on Twitter.

We have a saying at my school that, “she might be bigger and she might be stronger, but you can’t beat crazy. Crazy wins every time.”

A League of Their Own!

I teach high school and I will NEVER break up a girl fight. Boys, just stand in between them, tell everybody to calm down, it’s all over. Girls have been planning this shit for MONTHS, they will bring up petty shit from like kindergarten and they are out to murder anyone and everyone in their way. NOPE.

This guy right here is my favorite.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, after watching Moonlight all I could think was (Spoilers): that Kevin guy is the luckiest motherfucker on the planet that some awkward kid he hooked up with gets in contact and is SUPER CRAZY HOT and also has been patiently waiting for him.

What the fuck are these people doing when they go to the bathroom? Are there usually people hanging out in the bathrooms where they go? Why do they care who else is in there with them? We aren’t forming a kickball team, we’re all peeing and going about our own business.

A family friend is from that area and on the “Day Without Immigrants” he posted something on Facebook to the effect of, “hmm...didn’t notice”....it took everything in me to write, “that’s because you’re the one in the ‘bubble.’”

reminds me of friends I had as a young teenager who lost their virginities way young, under questionable circumstances.

EVERY time I think, “This is it! This is the thing!” And guys? It’s never it. It’s never the thing.

I was gonna say....hope that image is on the back and able to be seen from a distance, because some racist cop will still shoot you.

I actually think about this too much.

Seriously. My brother hated my dad because he had the nerve to enforce rules. Lord knows what would have happened if he only had my, “but I’m a cool mom!” mother as the adult in his life.

100% agree. If I submitted my leave request and just didn’t go teach on March 8, I’m just screwing over the other, already sympathetic to the cause, liberal-leaning teachers/admin. I’m not actually striking.