I’m a huge college football fan. And like, it’s painful. I get so stressed out and anxious. People don’t really understand how I’m such a huge fan of football but I don’t have a favorite NFL team or play fantasy football anymore. Maybe I just wanna watch some football without the possibility of a heart attack.

This was exactly my argument when the whole armed teacher thing even came up. I’m up on the 3rd floor teaching world history, hear a—what? special alarm?—and I leave my class to Mission Impossible around the school, successfully find the shooter and take him/her out? Please.

OMG! Me too! I was a freshman in college who voted for Bush. My how the tables have turned.

What an unbelievable life for his parents, right? The kidnapping, the aftermath, his motorcycle accident death later on, CARY. I really think I’d go live in the woods or something. I can’t even imagine.

The way these crimes are prosecuted absolutely blows my mind. Steven Stayner’s kidnapper (who kept him for 7 years and kidnapped other kids) served FIVE YEARS in prison for it and then was released. If anybody deserve a max sentence, its somebody who hurts kids.

So, I’m a high school teacher and I would like to no longer teach children with Republican parents.

For real. When I saw the video it just seemed so—-super muscles, tight clothes—-bow chicka bow wowwwwww

This would be the episode where the whole time I’m thinking they are going to get kicked off and then everybody praises it and they win and I remember I know zero about fashion.

This election would be so much better if he was as funny as Tracy Jordan. Wonder what’s on his mind-grapes.

Yes. I dont understand how they get away with it. Same with Obama, one minute he’s a lazy, incompetent moron, the next he’s a secret terrorist destroying us from the inside.

I worked the front desk of a hotel chain in high school and my manager kept hiring other young women who were either incompetent or would steal money from the drawer. I asked him why he continuously hired people like this because he had to do it every few weeks. He told me it was because I wasn’t pretty enough to be…

“When you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression.”

Maaann, learning the truth about Mother Teresa and Gandhi hurt.

I thought every swimmer was contractually obligated to talk about Michael Phelps—how he inspired them, anything he might have said to them in passing, if they ever hung out together...

That motherfucker. Sometimes I just randomly think about him and get angry. DeJarsis or something? I would google it but it’s late and I dont want to get worked up.

Oh my. :(

I might have to move overseas for a job and may leave my dog with my grandmother and I’m like halfway certain my mother will stop speaking to me for leaving him.

Yes to Run the Jewels! I also run to “Blockbuster Night Part 1" from them.

I dont either. Im mostly mad she has enough money to pay to stand that close and still not really care.

I thought I could finally get “decently” priced Hamilton tickets once Lin left, because all I really cared about was seeing Daveed anyway...and then he goes announcing on a Wednesday that Friday was his last show. I’m so sad for me. He’s amazing.