Obama is the most boring Anti-Christ ever. All that bible study when I was a child prepared me for something much more fire and brimstone-y.

It never ceases to amaze me when someone shares a meme and says something like, “Gonna have to check these facts out”...shouldn’t you do that before you share it?

Why’s that?

Nope. You can get a tattoo from a friend with a needle. I know kids who went to “tattoo parties” at someone’s house. A student who got a tattoo on her stomach and her mother flipped out. I know her well from teaching her daughter. She’s an awesome parent and her kid is a teenager with a rebellious streak.

I was gonna say... I work at a school and 100% agree we are underfunded and understaffed but I’m not going in the student bathroom no matter how many people work there.

I follow Brandon Wardell on Twitter and this is the first time I’ve ever seen his name or picture anywhere else. He’s real!

I once saw a wino eating grapes. I was like, dude, you have to wait.

Yeah, my biggest problem with Lorelai is the relationship with Emily and Richard. She acted like a spoiled teenager where they were concerned. “Ugh! My parents are the wooorrrssstttt.” Parents who love you and want whats best for you but don’t always understand you or what is best for you. Big surprise. Thats parents.

Michel’s the best.

Honestly, I watched the entire series constantly wondering how they paid for everything.

WHY CAN YOU SEE ALL THOSE TEETH

No, that’s not why. Many people say that because they’re racist.

I know its not real and I’m like 10 years late, but I can barely get through Gilmore Girls for this reason.

*praise hands emoji*

Blacks talk about not getting far in life. And yet there is a black president.

Didn’t Jennifer Aniston and Matthew Perry know each other before they were famous? I read that somewhere and imagined in my brain that he has always loved her but never really said anything because who can compete with Brad Pitt! Then it was too late.

“I’ve never been to North Ave. before!” <——They wouldn’t have to change that line.

I’m white and I run to it at the gym and I didn’t realize people thought I shouldn’t. Man, what would we do without social media to tell us what to think about stuff?!

He’s right. My rural Alabama country bumpkin mother has said something along the lines of, “how can people hate the gays?! Ellen is so nice!” to me several times.

what the hell