Right? I grew up in Alabama surrounded by trust fund babies and now I live and teach in Baltimore. I’ve never seen anybody work as hard as poor people.

If both our kindergarten teachers weren’t in their early 20s I would be sure your mom works at my school.

This coupled with a discussion at another part of the broadcast comparing and contrasting Alabama and Iowa’s strength of schedule had me questioning if I was going crazy and not understanding English. It was something like, “Alabama played people who were ranked at the time but now they aren’t and Iowa played who they…

Obviously not that burnt, but for some reason my grandpa LIKES the rolls to be burned. I don’t know if that’s how grandma cooked them back in the day and he just got used to it or what. But she always leaves them in the oven too long on purpose and my brother and I are always trying to rescue them in time.

There was a lot of yelling, but it’s still not exactly clear what he was mad about.

No. The Christians can’t claim snowflakes. This is where I draw the line. Snowflakes belong to all of us.

Is it too late?

Okay, but what about scariest comment on a scary story? Because the picture of that dude in a snuggie with those faces in it scared the daylights out of me!!

OHHH SHITTTTTT

I wish there was a way to organize it so I could see which ones are new. Because I surely cannot wait.

That, and since we’ve all been calling them racist throughout Obama’s presidency (because they are), they like him so they can say they have a black friend.

And he has more charges than the other two!

They have so many promo codes that at this point you could probably type in literally any word at all and it would work.

These stories always blow my mind because schools in my district get penalized if they have too many suspensions. So you basically have to come close to murdering someone (or do something minor in the presence of an administrator) to get suspended.

Not only that, but the VENN diagram of people I know who feel that they are being persecuted as Christians because of this and Kim Davis and people who think the Black Lives Matter Movement is overreacting to police violence is just one circle.

And do the other 7 get any say in being in a cell with a baby? Just luck of the draw?

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I can’t speak to the rest of these, but I can tell you that the Depp Chocolate Factory was more aligned to the book than the original. The original movie script was actually disowned by Roald Dahl.

I have an acquaintance who constantly checks-in at the gym and her whole instagram is food from her garden and healthy eating and paleo and hashtags out the yinyang about that nonsense. I saw her in person for the first time in like a year and she looks EXACTLY THE SAME. I would never even have thought about it if she…

I’m a teacher. Who the hell does she think I’m going to be networking with to get a 60k pay raise?!