That’s what I was thinking too. Only someone with a built-in safety net would write something like this.

Yeah, I agree with this. First of all, because I am well aware that I’m not super hot, and should he continue to insist that I was would make feel suspicious instead of special.

See, I always figured they only liked Ben Carson because they’ve been SWEARING up and down for 8 years that they aren’t racist and they’ll cling to the craziest republican black dude they can find to prove it.

This is pretty much the message I’m seeing. “You aren’t pretty enough to be picky.”

DUDES: I need a big butt, big boobs, small waist, long hair, big lips, dainty feet, aged 18-25, fit but not muscley,...

Weirdly, I think about this a lot. The people she sings about in “I’m Not Ready To Make Nice” are the same ones screaming about a Kenyan-born Muslim President who is destroying America. It is amazing to me.

Yep. I normally am no Ray Lewis fan but he did go around to schools when he didn’t have to. I appreciated that.

allowed Priore to perform oral sex on them in order to keep him quiet.

Yes. I’m regular looking woman with a brother who everybody drools over. Thankfully he’s pretty levelheaded but it is unbelievable the way he gets treated/what he gets away with.

That poor little girl.

Someone said she seemed like an undercover cop. “I heard this is what the kids like! Right? Guys?”

When I was 19 I worked as an assistant at a summer camp. One of the kids hurt themselves somewhere around their mouth and the nurse sent me to the store to get some lanolin. I wandered around Walmart forever until somebody finally told me they keep it in the pharmacy part. I had never heard of lanolin until that day.…

Aw, man. The advanced degrees are the worst. I almost feel sorry for them. I had a friend who went to LAW SCHOOL planning the whole time to just get married.

I graduated from University of Alabama. Believe me when I say the MRS degree is not a “throwback” :(

Dude. You should go by Richard.

A thousand times this.

And the other 5 stop in the dead center of the sidewalk to turn around and talk to their wife/husband/kids who are desperately trailing behind them.

What about suburban fat women. What are their thoughts. Or redneck fat women. We need to expand the sample size.

I wish I could star this a thousand times. I went to Alabama. Colleges weren’t fighting over me to come to their school, nobody paid money every Saturday to watch me do anything. Those athletes worked their asses off. Yes, their meal plan was better and their housing was nicer, but they had to sit there and watch the…

I worked at the mall in high school and we would have people literally roll under the gate while we were pulling it down at closing. It was a candy store. You can buy gummy bears anywhere.