LOL. You know nothing about me. Own that.

I CANNOT handle all of these blue collar workers insisting that a billionaire (?) reality TV star represents their interests.

But this is the way they want women to enjoy football. As a lady who can intelligently debate about whether or not offensive pass interference is a thing, It’s been my experiences that most dudes prefer the girls who wear the Victoria’s Secret football paraphernalia and occasionally ask inane questions while making…

I’m visiting my parents so I saw this nonsense this morning. My actual favorite though was when Raven said, “She’s friends with me so she can’t be racist.” FALSE, RAVEN. FALSE. You don’t have to belong to the KKK to be racist!!!!

And as someone who has been to several waterparks, I can say with 100% certainty that there are many, many people there with way more “gross” bodies (and oddly placed or themed tattoos) who are not worried about it at all.

This might not be helpful to you, but here are are my thoughts on it:

Maybe I just don’t understand how money works, but I didn’t realize doctors had “routinely pay $50,000 to shoot animals and also pay $100,000 fine” money. I thought they had like, nice house and nice cars money.

Yep. That’s how I feel when people bash teachers for our benefits. Don’t be mad at mine, fight for yours!

I teach middle school. I wouldn’t even give detention for a kid answering my, “You seem upset” with “Yep. I’m upset.”

Yeah, I came here to say this. Didn’t some white people win a court case recently about free-range parenting? And they weren’t around AT ALL much less 30 yards away?

I’m only 32 but I’ve always been invisible, except not in the cool way. I wish I could use my powers for fun. I would do so much traveling!

I’m a secondary teacher and I get sooooooo tired of kids just constantly threatening each other. To the point of saying, “look, we’ll move the desks out of the way, you got five minutes to fight. Go. No takers? THEN SHUT UP.”

The question of what kind of woman would have an abortion based on sales pressure (???) doesn’t really come up.

cognitive dissonance

Yeah, I figured there was more that we didn’t know. Maybe she is brainwashing them. But with that said, yelling at them and demanding they have a healthy relationship isn’t going to fix it. How arrogant must you be to believe you can just say something and make it true.

Man I used to love DListed. It fell off for me a few years ago when he started having so many other writers.

And how would I even find out what her size 8 is?! I have some size 8 pants that I wear all the time. I’ve been in dressing room with size 8 pants that I can’t even zip up. No sizes are the same anywhere.

Can you put this on a billboard or something? It just means I can’t be fired for being a strict teacher or not getting along with my principal.

It seems really stressful. Like, no one is allowed to talk until we designate the pace setter.