Go O's!!!!

This reminds me of when Jewel tried to be "pop"-y, it backfired and then she was all, "it was a joke! I was mocking them!"

haha, aw, I feel bad for the little ones. I teach middle school, so the occasional PMS rage stroke plays well into my discipline strategy of keeping them in line by making them believe I may or may not be an actual crazy person.

I teach middle school and when my kids write papers and want to sound smart they use "therefore" a lot.

I teach Social Studies in Baltimore. The way I convince myself I'm contributing to society is by teaching my students their rights. It gets harder and harder to look them in the eye and tell them it will work when people who look like them keep dying at the hands of police.

Not only #desperate, women would get the "He's just not that into you! LOL There's a whole book about it!"

I'm so glad you're here. I was freaking out and reading these responses aloud to my roommate because I was so in shock with this "$70 is moderately priced" business.

I'm so depressed. Football is too much of a punk to break up with me himself so he's acting like a shit so I'll break up with him.

I thought this as soon as I read the headline.

That story may not be true, but this one is—-

I was thinking this yesterday. Like I wish there was a way for nothing even slightly annooying happen to her for the rest of her life. No hangnails or waiting on hold for customer service or car trouble. Just like nonstop sunshine and rainbows forever.

Oh God, so much this. Calling it a dead soldier's name is weird and still does not make me want to do 4,000 burpees.

I love this article so much. Thank you.

About a month ago, a woman was strangled to death in the house across the street. I have no idea what is going to happen to that house but I am fascinated.

Can someone help me do the Whisper App better? You have to wade through so much junk to read anything interesting. I've done it like 3 separate times now, gotten frustrated and deleted it.

So delicious.

Don't you dare bring Shake Shack into this.

I came down here to say this. I kept hoping I would find one there that wasn't gross and it never happened. (I only kept going because visiting friends and family wanted to)

Ha! My sister uses my account and—everytime, before I split the account—-I would be like, "When did I watch Footloose?!"..."What the hell is Uptown Girls?!"

I gave up. Her arguments are nonsensical and exhausting.