I can't read this article without holding my hand over that gross Miley Cyrus gif on the left.

1. The fine is applied to your tax returns. So, $95 a year. 2. SOCIALISM!!!!!! Like how we all use the same postal service, fire stations, police officers, etc.

Yeah, like some kid or something.

Same thing happened last week w/ Alabama. Initially called for targeting, booth said no. Not ejected, still a penalty. IT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE.

Baseball, I love you. Yankees, I hate you. Mr. Rivera, sir, you are amazing.

Errr...I went to UA. Not being in a sorority does not make you a "social pariah." If someone thinks that, I am sad for them. There's like 20,000 students at that school. How can the majority of students be pariahs?

Anybody else want to hug the fat twins of the study?

I LOVE YOU MIKE DRUCKER. Seriously. Awesomest Twitter account.