I have been screamed at by Halston himself for the state of a gown I returned to him when I was a stylist's assistant. The dress was shoved into a Banana Republic suit bag and in shreds. I had no idea what I was returning, it had just been thrust into my arms by the other assistant along with about 50 other pieces…

I went for my annual last week, and the doc told me that if this pap smear comes up clean I don't need to get one next year. I think she actually said I can skip the next two years but I forget. But I've had HPV vaccinations and I've been in a monogamous relationship for the past five years, so she seems to think it…

Yeah I am not talking about the 0.0005% that have a natural thigh gap. No, thigh gap really isn't normal. Take a look at athletes- how many of thigh gap? Really? If you are genuinely fit and athletic, the chances of having that are so slim its almost nonexistent.

The hawk votes scruff.

I worked in Atlanta, and I once got called into my supervisor's office after our client in Minnesota complained that he couldn't understand me. After that, I just imitated Bobby's mom and had no problems.

What would happen if the original list became 'too long'? Would we run out of room on the internets?

Please deport him all the way to the best restaurant in my town that happens to have a charming bed and breakfast over it.

It annoys me that newspapers won't actually print all of the words. We're all grown-ups, you can use "foul language" if that's what was really said. Now I'll never know if she called him a fucker or a shithead or a cunt. Or what else? What could it have been? Dammit, Boston Herald!

I just wanted to give an update to the issue I had last night. The boyfriend's bff gets on my nerves a lot and he doesn't leave at what I consider a reasonable hour. Last night the advice in general I got was put on your pj's, say good night and go to bed. Totally worked they were gone in 20 minutes, the boyfriend…

There's always Would You Rather. Also, have you heard of I'm Going on a Picnic? I don't know if that's the official title, but what you do is sit in a circle and one person decides on a theme, for example, "things that are red." They say "I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing [insert red thing, like blood,…

I'm thicker thighed and have a big booty and I found the silk shorts from express to be really flattering.

So, I asked my university students (freshmen English majors in China - the class is oral English) for feedback on the class and they said they wanted to have less discussion on the book and more activities that get them talking in a more natural way. I've been doing ice-breakers like taboo and now I'm thinking I'll do…

Thank you, I know. I LOVE what I do (I'm a hairstylist) but I sure wish I was in a town where I could be my own boss and make the same kind of money. We're talking several hundred dollars lost between paycheck and tips. Apparently she DID tell them I was going to be staying home today but she didn't have the authority…

Hey, masters degree Jezzies, (working toward or already completed), I am a senior in college and I'm planning on going to grad school to get my masters (I'm taking a year off-also, if you took a year off, what did you do? I guess that's another question), but I don't know what it'll be like. I'm preparing by getting…

The guy I talked about last week? I loosened up about it and we texted all week, which was nice. But now that we've actually met in person, I'm not so sure about him...

It's been a while since the format change and I've mostly come to terms with everything new (although I'm still team oldjez4lyfe!), but some things really annoy me. For instance, I can't stay logged in, as opposed to when I used to be able to literally go months without having to dig out my burner code. Also, I cannot…

i'm very excited to possibly be working with seantor Claire McCaskill. I've made it to the final round of interviews, and after that, I'll know if I got the staff assistant job!

I am having a terrible day. I started my period over night and there is something seriously wrong. It's out of control and hurts crazy bad. I tried to get ahold of my manager to call off work today and she wouldn't answer so I spoke to the assistant manager who told me they'd be fine and to stay home and rest. A…

Is there a rule of thumb for how much of your monthly paycheck should go towards rent? I'm thinking of moving out of my current two-bedroom with a roommate and moving to a studio close to downtown. (Brand new appliances, washer and dryer in unit, parking provided, it has a balcony, floor to ceiling windows, walking…

There are some very reasonable length shorts at Urban Outfitters, Madewell, et al right now—with the catch being that they're high-waisted. (The view being, I'm sure, that if you're not wearing hotpants, you must want some new way for your clothing to be as unflattering as possible.) But if you wear longer shirts,…