Welp, that's what I'm watching tonight! Thanks for that!

I love you for that gif. I can't stop staring at it!

Jezzies, guess what! I GOT THE JOB!!!! :DDDDD After a year and half of searching and tears and rage, I finally have a real job! Today is my last day at the bookstore (so ask for your reccs while you still can) and starting Wednesday, I will be available to handle all your cruise needs!

I know, right? And no one can have every experience. Maybe Austen would have been a better writer if she'd traveled to Jamaica! Maybe Craig would be better if she had a tattoo! Maybe taking LSD would have make Joyce better! So I now declare that all authors must take LSD whilst getting a tattoo in a foreign country.…

I'm mostly here for Jezebel, and I disagree with that poster. Let's please not slam people for blanket statements that are unfair by making blanket statements that are unfair, please.

Fuck her. Children are not everybody's happy ending.

Dude, my bruises from aerial dancing always pumped me up. I would run around showing them to people all "I got this when I FLIPPED UPSIDE DOWN and HUNG FROM THE CEILING by nothing but MY OWN STRENGTH bitches! This bruise is FUCKING AWESOME."

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I guess just sterilizing that 80+% of extraneous cubs instead of euthanizing them isn't really an option? Or maybe selective abortions while the mother is still pregnant? (Like how women implanted with multiple embryos will sometimes have some of them aborted while carrying the other(s) to term.) I have no idea how…

Yes. That's what she claimed. I couldn't even point out the flaws in her "logic" because I was too busy being flabbergasted.

That...is a much better use of a fake profile than the one I made so I could play a shitton of Facebook games with a shitton of "friends" who made fake accounts to do the same thing without annoying our real friends. And because it's pretty damn hard to get anywhere in those games without said shitton of friends.

Was it ever high to begin with?

Spanx has always given my ample but shapeless butt a lovely curve. I think it takes my stomach fat and squeezes towards the back. I am okay with this, especially since I only wear them under party dresses anyway.

I will have to look into that, thanks! I went no 'poo/natural as my New Year's Resolution and it's been great so far—much better texture and a lot less frizz, but still no definition to my half-curls.

I have heard nothing but good things about it. My super-awesome new insurance kicks in three months from now (I just started a job so new that I haven't actually started yet) and I will be making an appointment for that beautiful rod the very first day I can.

They last three or five years, depending on the brad you get. I was quoted $300 when I looked into them almost a year ago, which is why I didn't get it. But when my new insurance kicks in three months from now...I will be having a party. A sexy party.

But isn't Phelps endeared? He's a fixture, even more so than any volleyball player, I would argue.

I honestly think some of them like the sexy attention they get, and that most of them probably don't give a damn. The women who would be uncomfortable with that kind of uniform (like me) don't go into those sports. It's why I've never wanted to do indoor volleyball, track/cross country, gymnastics or swimming, either.…

Are my boyfriend and I the only people on the face of the planet who thought Snow White and Hunstman was a good movie and enjoyed it? Not saying I want a sequel, but I thought it was pretty good.