The fact that the daycare provider did not step in immediately when they saw a child in distress qualifies as child neglect to me. If she/he had enough time to be shooting video with a phone, she/he had enough time to remove the child from that room or to go and comfort the child.

Considering the severity of her reaction, it could result in an actual lifelong phobia, not just to bunnies but either costumed characters or anything resembling a bunny or both. Poor kid.

Actually, that kid could well have lingering trauma of that event for the rest of their life.

Well apparently someone is already working some conjure on her, got her looking like she 44...

sometimes people just need their ass beat

I pour the crumbs into my hand and then my mouth, because I usually end up with chip dust in my eyes. I may just have an abnormally small head though.

HAHAHAHA!!!! I always pour the crumbs into my mouth... haterz can keep hatin!

I was literally polishing off a small bag of Cool Ranch doritos as I read this and had reached the “tipping the bag into mouth for crumbs” section right at that goddamn paragraph.

Juice boxes are basically squeeze water pistols with colored liquid inside. I guess it keeps packaging costs down or something, but it’s still about the worst idea ever.

Cheerios, cheese stick, a little bag of...ice or a frozen chew toy. Those things are golden.

Eh, when you’re running around in $20 jeans and a raggedy t-shirt doing errands, it doesn’t matter if the kid sprays juice all over themselves and you.

Soo true. Fruit snacks save lives!!

Complete with old school up front with his fanny pack. I lol love it!

Imagine if a Black student said to a white teacher “That’s how people like you get shot. Somebody’s gonna to put a bullet right through your head. OK? And it might be me the one who does it.” What do you think would happen?

snakes are usually on top of the water except in the ocean, leeches prefer small gross ponds and streams, public pool changing rooms and such is more likely spot for ringworm. Snapping turtles that will take a toe? a branch sunk in the mud ready to impale your foot? Maybe cholera? Brain-eating parasites? Yeah,…

“Struggle Brownie” is my new band name.

Lakes.

Can we add office potlucks to this list cause Janice and her odd Jell-O & marshmallow salad.. #VOM