To paraphrase Buffy (because I am totally that kind of nerd): You're right: an abandoned pet in need has nothing to do with their job.

Predictably, management evicted the cat

I think I love you.

Kimmel is the douchebro with beady eyes.

I have probably rewatched this 5 or 6 times and it makes me verklempt every. single. time. So good!

Also a gif that never, ever gets old.

Why does this gif NEVER GET OLD?!

I hadn't! Still kinda pricy for me, but good to know about, especially when tax return season comes around...I'm really into that leopard print bomber jacket.

One of the benefits (sorta) of fancypants designers not offering plus sizes is that then the cost of plus-size celebrities' fashion is actually within the average person's reach! I'm pretty sure I have the boobage to rock this dress and I may have to splurge now. Damn you/thank you.

And yep, I'm deleting comments that suggest that this sort of practice is acceptable. There are vast acres of the internet where you can disrespect trans folks by being apologists for this kind of thing, but this is my tiny little thread on a little corner and I'm just not interested in entertaining that b.s. That's…

By saying exactly what you just said. Here, I'll rewrite some sentences:

Hey Jezebel writers: just because GQ goes against the media guidelines for writing about trans folks by using their birth names doesn't mean you have to! There is literally no reason for you to print her former name. I mean, yes, good intentions and I don't think this was done to deliberately be a jerk. But. Intent…

Yep, and like many parts of the body, all that's required for the vast majority of penis-having people is to teach them how to clean and care for their penises. But we (Americans) tend to be pretty squeamish about bodies and sexuality, so it's not surprising that circumcision has become the go-to option.

Yeah, I actually have a modicum of understanding about the world around me, so I know that. If you read the thread, you can easily see that the original question was what I thought about it in relation to Judaism.

Right? The Original Lorde, accept no substitutes. (I actually have zero feelings one way or the other about this young singer.) I just love Audre Lorde so much. I want to rewatch the documentary about her, but I'm afraid I will cry my face off because cancer.

Praise the who now?

I like your world.

If you're old, then I'm positively withered because I was about 20 when that movie came out. Old enough to be your babysitter grumble grumble get off my lawn.

Not a fan. Not a fan of any medically unnecessary bodily interference before a kid is old enough to give consent.

if you're not gonna dance, get your ass off the floor