I still think Stahma Tarr does it best.

I know a couple of professional midwives, and they recommend it, but they're not like "OMG YOU MUST DO THIS" about it.

I will never forget the first time I saw a goat's eyes. It was profoundly unsettling.

Ah, leave it to Scalzi to be all smart and apt and shit.

Really? I AM SHOCKED. Mostly just shocked that you missed my point that these people who are claiming the Christian identity are actually following the example of Jesus.

Good point. How about Selective Old Testamenters. SOTs.

I wish people like this would stop calling themselves Christians and just start calling themselves Old Testamenters or something. Because this kind of bullshit was NOT really what Jesus was all about. Seriously.

It just never, ever gets old.

OMG, I just had a brilliant thought: ELLEN NEEDS TO BE ON PARKS & REC!

I don't really know who Emmy Rossum is but I always assume she's evil because of Dollhouse.

Doesn't it? I remember going on a rampage a few years ago against a bunch of racist items, reporting them for inappropriate/offensive content. Not sure if anything actually came of it, mind you. But the option was there!

OMMFG. I am so confused that anyone thinks that I am not acknowledging the pain and suckiness, because I DID THAT IN BOTH MY COMMENTS.

Where on earth did I not say that it sucks? Point is: wealth makes some things easier. Like, oh, say, not having to worry about income while you're on 50 days of bed rest. Or while we're at it, even being able to take 50 days off from work for bed rest. And having your own hospital room. And being able to afford the…

I was kinda thinking along the same lines. I mean, yes, 50 days of bed rest and pregnancy complications are scary for everyone, even rich people. But y'know...she's rich and I can only imagine that being rich makes the experience at least a little more bearable than being a broke pregnant lady in the same situation.

Times like this, I turn to my favorite vioent feminist vigilante.

I have an adapted pumpkin muffin recipe from PPK that I like to give to unsuspecting non-vegans. They're like "OMG THESE ARE SO GOOD" and I'm all "MUAHAHA, THEY'RE VEGAN."

Once again, Fillion and Ackles have the appropriate reactions.

It also means that the creators of shows that actually include people of color or women or LGBT characters or – gasp! – someone who fits all three of those categories have a harder time convincing network executives to put their vision on the air because there's no data to back the idea that those people will come out…

Did anyone else notice that the elderly dude is flagging fisting bottom? No? Just me? Carry on.

I'm really enjoying this level-headed linguistics corner of the room.