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I swear I can smell the fresh puppy coming through the screen. I MUST SNORGLE!

I AM VERY EXCITED ABOUT THE LACK OF HIGH HEELS. VERY EXCITED!

Also: who the hell is Elizabeth Wurtzel? I've usually heard of people from 20 years ago, but she does not ring a bell. And now I don't want her to.

Listen, people need to realize that you CAN HAVE PUMPKIN WITHOUT THE SPICE SOMETIMES. Really. Like a nice pumpkin risotto with some gouda, perhaps. Or, my favorite: pumpkin muffins with chocolate chips and almond extract instead of vanilla—delicious! And no "pumpkin spice" needed.

That episode is EPICALLY creepy and fucked up.

"What do you plan to do about your jizz?" is such a good question in so many scenarios, really.

I totally agree, but one of my main reasons for wearing bras is to guard against the dreaded Nipple Chafe. It is one of my least favorite sensations and sometimes tight tank tops will do the trick, but I don't always want to wear one, y'know? I do wish they'd make more underwire-free bras in big sizes, though. My DDs

Yeah, I saw her on Graham Norton from a few years ago and she was also awkwardly trying to keep her jacket closed there, too. So she clearly feels uncomfortable. I don't get it. Or her. Perhaps I am just a boring old.

That makes me extra-excited to wear them. I can only hope other are induced to vomit as well.

Nope. She's a dyke, I'm a dyke, we're friends. There is no problem, other than perhaps your assumptions.

I was there before it was Dollywood! Used to be called Silver Dollar City and there was an awesome roller coaster ride. I really need to go back now that it's Dollywood, though.

Sometimes it is, but I know for a fact that many, many women (especially younger ones) get negative feedback from friends, family (especially mothers), lovers, and hairstylists that they should not get short haircuts like pixies because they are fat/chubby.

Um, I think I love you.

BAM! Nicely done, Rarin Ole Sein.

Chunky Ham Hocks is gonna be the name of my new all-fat-girl punk band.

btw, if your username is a reference to Bjork, I LOVE it. and her.

Yeah, no. Blanket statements like "anyone who leaves a hickey on you is kind of abusive" don't help anyone.

Dear Ms Doctor Lady: maybe since you're a DOCTOR, you could just go ahead and use the word "vagina" instead of "up there." FFS.

Yes! I mean, sure my logical brain is all "must be professional" but the minute a lover is near my neck, the logical brain is replaced by the thoughtless lust monster.

On the other end of the spectrum, I went in for a gyno exam once with a few rather large bruises on my inner thighs. My doctor was like "so, about these bruises: are they consensual?" And since I'm a perv, they were. It was just such a great, matter-of-fact way to address it. No judgment, no shame, but it also let me