Hips and a non-tiny waist are only allowed when they are constructed, not naturally occurring.

That is basically a textbook example of age-appropriate teaching about consent!

Well, considering that I have been *this close* to homeless for my dog, and I have run in front of a (slowly moving) semi for my dog, and I have gone $6,000 into debt to save my dog...I think we all know what I would do.

And...how much of this could be addressed if we as a culture just got the fuck over it and actually had comprehensive sex and relationship education, which includes teaching about consent—from a young age? FFS. These are minors we're talking about: do we really just slap a conviction and a label on them and say…

Right? She's beautiful, she's stylish, she's a great musician. AND I have it on good authority that she's also a very nice person.

WHERE ARE HIS LIPS?!

Why the hell would a Dane Cook tweet be featured here? Especially one that's all dumb and body-judgey? WTF? I don't come to Jez to inadvertantly read shitheads being shitty. :-(

There's a special place in hell for any adult who makes a kid feel less than, especially about their appearance.

That's a picture of Valerie June, one of my favorite artists! LOVE that they used a picture of her and her gorgeous, amazing hair (though I wish they'd credited or acknowledged her.)

INTO IT. All of it. Both of them. Cute and sexy and adorable. Please let this begin a wave of ungendering dresses.

(I often pray that I will cry more)

Also, it would be awesome if the Jezebel staff would just delete straight-up racist comments.

Just want to note that while there is sometimes a link between PTSD and domestic violence, they are not the same. PTSD is about coping mechanisms and a response to trauma—which can include violent behavior. Domestic abuse is about power and control. So while there's some overlap, I do think it's important not to…

Okay. If there really are a fuckton and they need to be recycled, they (the gubmint, the author, whatevs) just need to use one of those industrial paper cutters that can go through a kajillion layers to cut off the bound edge. PROBLEM SOLVED.

Fuck heels. I don't know who this lady is but I'd wager she's SO HAPPY because she's comfortable.

INTO IT.

I'm very disconcerted by Alcide's lack of facial hair. Reminds me of the time my step-dad—who had always had a mustache—shaved it off once and my mom and I couldn't even look at him, we were so weirded out. I was like the space between his lip and his nose was suddenly GINORMOUS.

Thank you, Laura, for this invaluable contribution to my late-night happiness.

Ah. Never got into 7th Heaven, so that explains that.

Am I supposed to know who this is?