Right? What kid wouldn't love that song? I remember playing that on the jukebox at my dad's bowling alley.

I grew up watching that show.

Oh my god, yes! I wanted to be her so bad.

I loved that song, too! Still do.

It was 1983, so I have waaaaay too many glorious 80s hits to choose from. But it was probably either "New York New York" as sung by Strawberry Shortcake (no, really, I had the record), or this gem, because I was obsessed with The Go-Gos and one of my first crushes of gayness was on Jane Wiedlin.

That's a pretty low starfucker bar.

I don't either. I thought I was permanently ungrayed, but every once in a while, I'll post something that's grayed (like the Weiner pic I just commented on). It's weird. In theory, if someone who isn't gray stars or comments your post/comment, it helps nudge you along toward being ungray.

This whole thing just makes me so confused. Because...this is not an attractive man, by most standards. Is it a power thing? Like, is that a real thing that women are attracted to men in power even when they're unattractive jerks? Even when they don't actually have much power anymore? Beauty, beholder, blahblahblah I…

Also: yay, you're out of the gray! I think.

Oh Jackson, you may not be real bright, but you are ADORABLE.

I really need there to be a picture of this.

Transphobic insults: SO ORIGINAL.

I don't dare. Someone with a better temperament than me really needs to do this, though.

I just got really specific and honest about what I was looking for and who I was. Those ads that say "Enjoy walks on the beach; no drama"? BORING. Could apply to everyone in the world. And also mean that the person is actually full of drama.

I really appreciate the vitriol here.

Yep, when I was doing the online dating thing, I learned quickly to judge the success of my ad by how FEW responses I got. Because those 2 or 3 responses were almost always a decent match, and I didn't have to wade through 20 stupid responses to get to them. It's the internet, which means there are a kajillion fish in…

Sharks: 15 years behind the pierced tongue trend.

Theeerrrrre we go.

I have been known to rewind and pause, rewind and pause.

Oh good. I'd hate for anyone to miss out on the fandom of Firefly.