So this made me finally watch the original. And the original is just fucking stupid. And I feel disappointed in Pharrell after watching it. Blargh.

So there's this thing that happens sometimes where what's true for you isn't always true for everyone else. For example, I hate coffee and think it tastes like bitter ass. Other people apparently love that taste. Both of us are right. WEIRD BUT TRUE.

Google is your friend.

Oh yeah, I mean Corey is the same person who gave Marissa Alexander twenty fucking years, so.

Is it weird that I'm totally into the inflatable dress?

I was so worried at first, because her character seemed so much a caricature, but they they dropped the layers/depth and DAMN.

Um, I really love the idea of Red being one of Janeway's ancestors.

She's just so obviously biased that it fills me with impotent rage.

Tainted jury? Fuck, I don't know. Sometimes there is such a clear distinction between what's actually right and moral and what our legal system does that I don't even know how to wrap my brain around it. And then I'm all like:

Aww! I wonder if it fills the same or similar sort of function for her as thunder shirts do?

Mistrial, anyone? Please? Does our fucked-up system allow for that? JEEZUS.

I just fucking love dogs. They're so weird and awesome.

I hear ya, but my dog goes naked in the house when I'm home. Anything I can do to give him a break from collar rub helps his fur!

Well, I did my part with this comment anyway! Starred and replied to! They'll add up and you'll be in the black...

You know Supernatural is totally going to steal that Velocirapture idea for their umpteenth season...

Dear Mr. Timberlake:

Seriously. Especially when I had a giant fibroid living in my uterus: width not depth!

At that point, I think those are just hot pants.

I saw something like this on the street the other day and my first thought was "NON-CONSENSUAL BUTT DISPLAY!"

I dunno...I don't really want to see that much of anyone's butt outside of a sex party or the swimming pool. Then again, I'm getting increasingly crotchety in my middle age, soo...

I don't even know what burner means. My tech knowledge is like Swiss cheese: totally solid and delicious in some places, giant random holes in others.