It has the right ... well, you know ...

I live in the Pacific Northwest. If it's above 75, it's too hot.

Seriously. I'm like "WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING ME UGH IT'S TOO HOT" when they're within a 6-inch radius of my body.

I will take this over the sickly-sweet, overly-produced, autotuned crap from Kesha/Rihanna/Miley ANY DAMN DAY.

As if sex ed is some new-fangled concept. As if many cultures across time haven't had their own versions of talking about sex and sexuality, and teaching kids what they know. FFS.

Oh god, I once accidentally zipped my toddler brother's skin into his jammies and I felt like the WORST human being in the world.

I have decided that she is the leader of a badass queer girl gang.

No idea! Clearly some awesome anime that we all need to watch.

I don't know! Someone here on Jez posted it a few weeks back and I saved it for just this kind of emergency.

Dear Kesha: STFU

I have Feelings about Toni Collete's jumpsuit.

I really, really need Taye Diggs to host a fashion advice/makeover show for folks of the masculine persuasion. Partially because he's always so damn stylin', and partially because THAT SMILE.

And that's what I have to say about that.

Hey now.

Oh yeah, I love a zipper. I just think it doesn't work with this outfit. It makes the top pooch all funny. I think a gently swooping, slightly drapey boat neck would've been much better.

Sir Patrick Stewart does not approve.

Gah, she's so cute!

omg, that happened to me, too! We couldn't find anyone to take our troop! :-(

Oh lord, I hear you. I hope no one's keeping track of my own awkward ham-fists.