Yes, yes they did.

Ha, I felt the same way about changing my little brother's diapers: once he started having conversations with me about changing his diapers while I was changing his diapers...I was like "yeah, time to start potty training this kid."

Bones has something to say about 2)

Nope, nobody anywhere has ever been "intitled" to an opinion. Sorry, Jessie J. I did like those spikes you put on your lips that one time, though.

Literal LOLs at my desk.

Ahhh...science!

But, um, there's no dress on her neck/shoulders...

The real question is: how is that necklace staying across her shoulders like that?! Wouldn't it be up around her neck? Do they make fancy bra tape but for jewelry now? SO MANY QUESTIONS!

Yeah, I live in the PNW, so we're good on the beer front (and it can be more than 3%)!

I really, truly thought that pic of Bieber was some random, adorable baby dyke for a minute, and then was SO disappointed.

That's pretty much a deal-breaking drawback.

Excellent point.

You win the internets today.

mmm, and a fine scotch paired with quality dark chocolate.

So true. I'm off to kill myself right now, because things like:

Right? I think my favorite part is: "Book."

Ringo is right: digging up potatoes IS very exciting!

Daycare is great for socializing; I used to babysit (I wouldn't call it nannying) and also work in childcare and it was always sadly obvious which kids hadn't had the benefit of lots of socialization.

This is one of my all-time favorite Dowager Countess moments.

Yep. You were old enough to make that decision for yourself (though possibly on the young side) or at least have some thoughts about it. That's my whole thing: If and when I have kids, I absolutely would not do anything to permanently alter their body (excluding medically necessary procedures) without their consent.…